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02-21-2001, 06:52 PM
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Enjoy !
 Defination of the car name brands: ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention BMW: Bought My Wife Brings Me Women Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill GM: Garbage Motors Gluteus Maximus HONDA: Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 
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02-22-2001, 12:52 PM
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MOPAR: Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
DODGE: Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater GM: General Maintenance GMC: Garage Man's Companion TRD: Terrible Racing Disappointment
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02-25-2001, 04:30 PM
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Ford: Found On Road Dead
Fucked On Race Day (backwoards) Driver Returns On Foot Pontiac Poor Old NI**er Thinks Its A Caddy
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02-25-2001, 04:53 PM
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so, GOD, you got that e-mail too. I liked it.
Anyway, there is a spot for these acronyms elsewhere on this site. Oh, well, its all good.
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03-13-2001, 03:55 PM
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Okay, I Know this is bad. Lamborghini Low and Manoueverable but, overpriced, really good handling. Is not indestrucable. Land Rover Large and no dragster, runs over vehicles, especially ricers. Mercedes Marvellous European Road car, even delivers everyone safely. It tokk me five minutes to make these up so give me a break.
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03-13-2001, 06:02 PM
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Ford
Feed oranges really deeply.... i guess Maserati Must Always Secrete External Rations - Always Time Instantly... ummmm i'm bad at this Brabus Be Read to Acknowledge Brabus Unless you Sick errr.. i'll give up
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03-13-2001, 06:10 PM
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PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything I like that one but come on there has to be better ones out there for Porsche.
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03-13-2001, 07:49 PM
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Porsche Proof of really sexy, cool (Cool cool not cold cool) hot, engineering. Here it is again Proof of really sexy, cool, hot engineering. I try.
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03-14-2001, 06:13 PM
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What's a needy automotives ? You suck.
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04-28-2002, 02:28 AM
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Damn! YOu are all about bringing dead threads back to life!
Fix it agian Tony was a good one though :hehehe:
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04-28-2002, 05:16 AM
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Ford: Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Drive Senselessly Making Other Bystanders Irate Literally Everyday The Ford one is the classic. My own olds one rather sucks, but I tried. (has anyone else noticed that with only a change of the 2 middle letters in Ford, you end up with Frod, which sounds a lot to me like "fraud"???  )
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