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Old 01-26-2007, 07:09 AM
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A bit of Odd News...
http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...A-ERECTION.xml

Now discuss amongst yourselves...

lol

no, but seriously... WHY would you? and WTF?
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
Geezus lord, that's hilarious. First of all, why would you even give an iguana Viagra? And second, who cares if he's got a woody for over a week, it's just a damn iguana, I'm sure he doesn't give a shit.
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Man, some people are soooo fucking stupid. I would just let him keep it and see how long it lasts.
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
I hope they put that poor things stiffy to use, seeing as they are gonna chop it off lol.
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
lol... Imagine having a boner for a week... wtf would you do with it?!?... lol (retorical question BTW)
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
Haha. They have two penusisss... or peni? That's awesome.
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
Uhh... Wow... Thats interesting... So somebody gave the iguana viagra for shits and giggles?
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|_eclipse_| what the fuck would someone do with a cut off lizard boner?

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|_eclipse_| what the fuck would someone do with a cut off lizard boner?
Maybe its a delicacy in some countrys...












Ew... I grossed myself out...
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|_eclipse_| what the fuck would someone do with a cut off lizard boner?
hahaha I was referring to BEFORE they cut it off. Let the poor guy get something out of it before they take it away was my thought
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
Stupid question... and kinda sick.

Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
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Stupid question... and kinda sick.

Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
Not always a solution... He'll just be ready for round 2 instantly. Thats why it says on the commercials "If you have an erection that lasts longer than 5 hours you may suffer from a serious side effect and should seek help immediatly..."


Of course, who the hell is actually gonna go to the doctor and say my boners broke... Screw that, I'm gonna be callin every woman I've ever wanted to do. lol
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
So is there a follow up to this story? Just wondering.
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LOL back in the day, I use to gave cigaret to that animal. btw wat a wasted of $15 on that pill.
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Re: A bit of Odd News...
Killer, why do you know that a pill of Viagra costs $15??
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