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Old 09-27-2002, 08:55 PM
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Talking wedding anniversary gifts !

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Three men and anniversaries...

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking
over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, “You
know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a
new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at
least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.”


After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, “Well, on my last
anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would
have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her.”


The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, “Yeah, well for
my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if
she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself.
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hahahahahahaha now theres a classic

the people that come up with things like that ..haha:flash:
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