The I want to be so rich thread ~

[jcsaleen]

As the title says the "The I want to be so rich thread" so here's how it works.

My example ~

"I want to be so rich" - when ever my computer freezes up I hit I can smash it with a bat an throw it out the window an have 10 more in the closet ready to hook up.

[Masonovsky!]

I want to be so rich I can buy myself out of any crime except murder of course...

[2.2 Straight six]

i just want a couple grand to get all the tools i want...

[vinnym86]

I want to be so rich, i can afford to have homocidal tendancies...

but in all honesty, just rich enough to keep those close by me happy and stress free.

[eversio11]

I want to be so rich that I can put a hot meal in front of everyone on earth that needs one.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

I want to be so rich that I just laugh at this thread.

[clawhammer]

I want to be so rich that i can do two chicks...at the same time [/OFFICE SPACE]

[drunken monkey]

Originally Posted by jcsaleen

As the title says the "The I want to be so rich thread" so here's how it works.

My example ~

"I want to be so rich" - when ever my computer freezes up I hit I can smash it with a bat an throw it out the window an have 10 more in the closet ready to hook up.

eh?
that is just useless.
I want to so rich that I can afford the kind of computer that NEVER freezes and IF it ever does, there will be an entire satellite and monitoring team devoted to my pc that can diagnose and treat remotely. If this can't be done, a different team (depending on which country I am currently in) would fly out via Private chartered Jet to where I am, then helicoptered to my exact location. If there is no helipad nearby, then they would automatically get police escort to clear roads in order to prevent my precious time from being wasted.

AND if I ever felt the need to smash it up, I have someone who can do it for me. Of course, the moment the PC detects something is wrong, that satellite would've already alerted my monitoring team that another PC be sent to my location.

[Oz]

I want to be rich enough to be able to travel endlessly and live comfortably, not extravagently.

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by drunken monkey

AND if I ever felt the need to smash it up, I have someone who can do it for me. Of course, the moment the PC detects something is wrong, that satellite would've already alerted my monitoring team that another PC be sent to my location.

It's the satifaction of beating the thing to peices that makes it so enjoyable it's like buying a ferrari to have it driven for you.

However first one wasn't bad - I bet but if I had the money I'd make sure all my pre-installed programs an custom layout were on all the stocked computers an I'd have a designated room to smash it in as well. I bet I could hook up a new computer faster then your guys could get there

[Andydg]

Originally Posted by vinnym86

I want to be so rich, i can afford to have homocidal tendancies...

From what I've heard you don't gotta be that rich to get some man lovin'

I want to be so rich I can live comfortably and allow those I care about to also live comfortably.

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by Oz

I want to be rich enough to be able to travel endlessly and live comfortably, not extravagently.

Strange you say that my Uncle & his wife are like that he has a time share for every week or two weeks (depends) out of the year. They don't own a home they just travel to a new (hotel/house/time share w/e) the whole year. Yes, they have alot of money but they don't splurge it just travel but live an dress normally.

[gouldie1903]

i never had an answer [office space]

[v10_viper]

Haha. Office space rules.

What would you do with a million dollars?

I tell you what I'd do, two chicks at the same time, I bet a man with that kind of money could get soemthing like that.


Me...same, live comfortably I suppose, have a few nice cars, but more importantly I agree the the hot meal for every person on the earth.

[KustmAce]

I would buy an island and have my likeness carved into the side of a volcano.