Happy Holidays!!

[fredjacksonsan]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual preference or any other distinguishing feature of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.



So Merry Christmas all!

[G-man422]

Thats about how it is nowa days, lol.

Merry Christmas to you too.

[03cavPA]

Merry Christmas to you, too, Fred.

Happy Holidays, everybody.

[TexasF355F1]

Wow. That was a lot you wrote.

Merry Christmas!

[Oz]

Good one Fred.

Stupid Political Correctness.

Merry Christmas one and all!!

[ghostrx7]

everyone enjoy. i know i gotta take it easy before my stress kills me....... two mondays off in a row may help..

[sickcallawayc12]

bah humbug!!!

[BleedDodge]

Good tidings.

[ec437]

Holidays offend me. As do secular celebrations, and wishes pertaining to these aforementioned events.

If you should choose not to accomodate my expressed preferences, I shall have no other choice but to sue you for 18,000,000,000 USD.

[beef_bourito]

wow that's great. did you get that in an email or something? because i sure as hell am sending this one around, funny and true.

[00accord44]

Merry Festivus to all

[drewh4386]

I'll try. No scrooges here.

[03cavPA]

Originally Posted by ec437

If you should choose not to accomodate my expressed preferences, I shall have no other choice but to sue you for 18,000,000,000 USD.

No gifts for you, then. You'll have to settle for coal in your stocking.

[KustmAce]

repost

December, 2001

[fredjacksonsan]

Originally Posted by KustmAce

repost

December, 2001

Spoilsport.


New audience = new joke.