Car Thieve: Why they really suck great big salty balls

[kris]

This was taken from another forum. Maybe we can all keep an eye out. Well, those of us in that area.

Car thieves really suck fat salty chocoalty balls. If they really want your car they will take it with no remorse what so ever. They scour on poor defensless people like our selves that take pride in their car or mere personal belongings. They must be the scum of the earth to do such a thing that people put so much time in devotion into. In saying that my boy's Nissan Sentra SER DET was stolen sometime this morning in the vicinity of 3 A.M. Those fuckers must of wanted it bad because the car was blocked in by two other cars for a reason. The car was droped 2" inches, had on a black primered body kit all around, white wheels. They jumped the car over a lil grass hill then jumped off his crub in a great effort to get the car they had their eye on so much. Being that the car was that low and had on the front bumper there were big digs and tire marks left in the grass and you could see a marking where the exhaust hit the sidewalk. What makes this the worst thing possible is this was he was 1/2 nice looking Nissans in town including mine. I would ask anyone in the CT area to be on look out for any Nissan Classics or 200's sporting white wheels and someone new sporting new items. The tranny had a Jazz blue color casing along with the DET. Also look for Classic seats with a grey/black leather finish. I would like help in finding this car because we all know insurance won't give a shit about a 91 Nissan Sentra SER somewhere in the midst. So this is a APB out to all those enthusiast in this area to keep an eye out for some fishy stuff. I will calm down when the car has been found, until then I will remain furious as now. [swearing] Fucking assholes that suck great big salty balls, CAR THEIVES SUCK ASS!!!!![/swearing]

[Anthony]

Scum, absolute scum.

God help 'em if I ever caught anyone trying to steal my car....

[Mrcoilover]

ALL tha damn bastards that can't get they own sh*t want to take ours
cuz we worked for it. I fell you friends pain. What goes around comes
around. They will get their's. Fa sho.
:finger:

[hakka]

I heard this story somewhere about a guy who was on his way home from work one day and saw his '72 Vette driving in the opposite direction. He quickly turned around and followed it for a few miles until it stopped at a restaurant. He called the cops on his cell phone, then got out and started asking the guy questions about his vette, like what year it was, what engine option it had, how long he had had it for, etc. The cops came and got the guy, and he got his vette back. Man, I would never have had that composure. Hehe, that guy would have been beaten or dead or both if that had been me

[G20RIDER]

I got a better story......well here it goes......my uncle was at the local shopping mall around 2pm....did I mention he is a cop...he had his 94 escort...some minor work on it.....when he came out he saw a 20 yaer old punk trying to steal his car...my uncle got his ass slammmed his on the ground and pepper sprayed his ass....then he got is cuffs and cuffed him to a light post where everyone could see him....people were laughing and looking at him....the cops came and took him...later on my uncle sued him for some shit and got a whole lot of money...ching ching...

[PhantomG20]

I don't wish my car gets stolen...but IF it does, I'd definitely get that new blue color....man it's HOT!!!!

[wickedG20]

Check out mine that happened to me about 1 and 1/2 years ago.

When I was working at an electronic store, My car (Before my g I had an escort wagon) was always parked right in front of the store. I always park it there and I go out to get something from my car at around 2:00 and my stereo is missing along with some cd's. Didn't have anything else in the car good thing. The funny thing is that they jacked the stereo in front of people just walking on the sidewalk moving from store to store. No motherf-cking person said anything and kept walking. AND there was even a SECURITY GUARD who patrols the area. His f-t ass was away and when he got back and saw it he said that it was not his fault because he was on a Lunch Break?? What an ass. Anyways, I got my car's window fixed and got the money for my stereo back. so much for that

[primera man]

The bastards should be shot....have no time for these arse holes that do this to peoples cars.

[T4 Primera]

My Brother in-law is a cop and he and my sister had parked and wandered off into town for some shopping. When they got back a 4wd was double parked boxing them in and the driver was in their car happily working away at removing the CD player. My bro' in-law is a real cool customer and struck up a conversation with this guy who said it was his car etc...Meanwhile Sis' phoned the other cops on duty so they have to do the paperwork. Bro' in-law showed his ID and arrested the guy and the duty cops came and took him away. Later on Sis' coined both sides of the prick's 4wd. Take that you bastard!!

[AznVirus]

if you ever find the car and the theives, make them stand in the middle of the road and just go 120 straight into them. but make sure its in the desert somewhere where they cant be found.

[primera man]

I know this dont sound much but it still pisses me off.

Was cleaning my car yesterday and noticed that some bastard for the 4th time has stolen my chrome dust valve covers off my rims.

...WHY ????

[AznVirus]

i say we all get those crazy security systems where it shocks anyone who touches the car. its really expensive but id think its worth it. i think its available in europe?

i also heard of one where it shoots flames from under the car, burning the intruder.

[primera man]

Originally posted by AznVirus


i also heard of one where it shoots flames from under the car, burning the intruder.

Saw that on the news a while back....South Africa it was.
Funny as hell ....worked though !!!!

[Jay!]

They get what they deserve, though.

[Sleepy]

my g got broken into they tried to steal my amps but i take the wiring and put xcato blades in there wrap it loosely with electric tape when the cock sucker grabbed my wiring triing to yank it loose from the amp he was in for a surpirse woke up the next moring to go to work and there was blood all over my intieror i call the cops to report it because the got my subs and cap i had finger prints all over my leather seats and the cops said they dont finger print unless something like 3000 dollars worth of stuff is stolen the worst part is they ripped dont the sroud that goes around the sunroof controls and ripped my passenger side mirror off they hit my neibours car the same night and got his whole system the best part was when the cop told my neibour to calm down my neibour told him to fuck himself because he didnt just have his broken into and all his shit stolen I think as long as there are stupid ass laws were a certian amount of money has to be stolen is crap espically as high as 3000 dollars i lost almost 1000 dollars and my neibour last more then that but the cops just dont seem to car