man invents mugging

[highteknology]

i just found this story on MSNBC.

hilarious

BERLIN - A German cyclist lied to police about being mugged because he was afraid to tell his wife the truth: he rode into a lamppost while drunk and injured himself.

The man, 30, called police and said he had been mugged by six youths while walking home.

"He said he beat off two of them, and that the rest fled through bushes behind the pavement," Peter Grimm, a spokesman for police in the southern town of Schwabach, said Thursday.

Police became suspicious after finding a wire fence behind the bushes and, Grimm said, the man then "admitted he had made it all up as a cover story because he was afraid of his wife."

He now faces charges for being drunk while in charge of a bicycle and faking a crime. Police had carried out a blood test that proved he was drunk when they first interviewed him.

[drewh4386]

scared of the wife?.......oh my.

[00accord44]

what a dumbass. If he was gonna get fake mugged, why didn't he just fake call the police about it?

He needs to grow a sack

[Oz]

lol

[stieh2000]

*sound of whip cracking*

[03cavPA]

You guys aren't very imaginative. Some of those big German women can do a number on ya.

[BleedDodge]

He didn't invent mugging though.

[Paul79UF]

Originally Posted by 03cavPA

You guys aren't very imaginative. Some of those big German women can do a number on ya.

I've seen pictures....they aren't like the "delicate" women we have here