I have decided.

[taranaki]

Life sucks.I can't get a refund,so can I trade it in?Sadly,I cannot tell the world to go fuck itself,and the Inland Revenue and family court would screw me like a date-rape if I decided to cut and run.Topping myself is not really an option,dope is slightly illegal and booze is too damn expensive.Any suggestions?

[Ssom]

Originally posted by taranaki
Life sucks.I can't get a refund,so can I trade it in?Sadly,I cannot tell the world to go fuck itself,and the Inland Revenue and family court would screw me like a date-rape if I decided to cut and run.Topping myself is not really an option,dope is slightly illegal and booze is too damn expensive.Any suggestions?

Chocolate- Apparantley it triggers a similar reaction to Prozac- don't take my word for it though

[YogsVR4]

I have a copy of this and have considered some of the items in there myself.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...622483-1672911

[Spec2 Girl]

I say move to Westieland!

[Damien]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I say move to Westieland!

Mr. T! Here!?!

*starts to pack bags*



"Just gotta have faith" Works for me.....

[taranaki]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I have a copy of this and have considered some of the items in there myself.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...622483-1672911

Sounded good until I got to this bit..........

Pankau despises domestic tax laws. He urges people to hire a good attorney to help plan a move offshore to a sunny clime with low taxes, bank-privacy rules, and simpler, cheaper living. He recommends New Zealand, ....

The Inland Revenue,and Work and Income New Zealand are incompetent,vicious,and greedy.We have some of the most pernicious and invasive tax structures in the western world,and the welfare system is geared to protect the habitually idly,the teenage mothers and the unemployable crims at the expense of the average working person.

Interesting snippet......The welfare arm of the New Zealand government was for a time known as the New Zealand Income Support Service.Only problem was,on the aveerage spell-check programme,if you type in NZISS,it gives you a rather appropriate alternative...Nazis........:bandit:

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by taranaki



Sounded good until I got to this bit..........

Pankau despises domestic tax laws. He urges people to hire a good attorney to help plan a move offshore to a sunny clime with low taxes, bank-privacy rules, and simpler, cheaper living. He recommends New Zealand, ....

The Inland Revenue,and Work and Income New Zealand are incompetent,vicious,and greedy.We have some of the most pernicious and invasive tax structures in the western world,and the welfare system is geared to protect the habitually idly,the teenage mothers and the unemployable crims at the expense of the average working person.

Interesting snippet......The welfare arm of the New Zealand government was for a time known as the New Zealand Income Support Service.Only problem was,on the aveerage spell-check programme,if you type in NZISS,it gives you a rather appropriate alternative...Nazis........:bandit:

That sounds pretty damn shitty. I think the IRS are as good as Nazis too.