bum living in my garage part 3!

[ghostrx7]

so the crackheads are still upstairs, we havent taken them to court yet. they have been on their best behavior and been calling the landlord(my boss) weekly to try to convince them to stay there. everything is going ok since they keep to themselves and havent been bothering us, but today i went outside and found something interesting. they tied a 2(what looks like) turkey carcasses to a tree on the side of my house. my problem is my dog is constantly trying to get at the damn thing, and doesnt go to the bathroom. the other problem is if these things fall, which im sure they will eventually, my dog will be eating old meat and sharp bones. im not sure if those are this crackheads intentions, but im sure pissed of about it. i want to take them down and put em on his porch! he also left a few tbones out in the past. i dont feed my dog bones, and i dont know what this guy is thinkin trying to feed em to her. someone suggests i take em down at night and throw em out, which isnt a bad idea, but why should i touch these things? im almost tempted to call the police and see what they have to say...... the only possible reason i could think of is they might be bird watching from there window, but wouldnt they just get a birdfeeder?

[00accord44]

WTF! These bums again!?!?!? I thought they were long gone. I suggest you take the turkey carcasses down yourself if you really think your dog will get at em. Dog > bums. And I doubt the cops will care much about turkey bone crimes.

But I have another solution for you. It will solve ALL your problems. You can stop worrying about bum retaliation as well as lady troubles...

3 way with the bum squad. Oh yes... thats damn sexy

[ghostrx7]

haha, well the bums are gone, the tenants upstairs that hang with the bums are not. i guess ill wait a day or two, then take em down. i did take pictures just in case. Threeway with a bum? heeeeeeellls no! i like my women clean...

bashin bums
bum love
i could only imagine the possibilities........

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

And I doubt the cops will care much about turkey bone crimes.

Don't be so sure... http://www.break.com/index/turkey_th...rape_drug.html

Chris, (no, not you, the other Chris) if i were you i'd take the crap down. it's outside and it's going to rot. there are probably going to be flies attracted to it and it's a health hazard. if crackhead say something to you about it tell them you took it down because it's a health hazard, if they want to be on good grounds with the landlord they're not going to want to get into trouble with health hazards.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

Don't be so sure... http://www.break.com/index/turkey_th...rape_drug.html

I like this one better Turkey Breast

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I like this one better Turkey Breast

whoa, calm down there. me and Chris have already had one thread closed today.

[00accord44]

I rate that clip at PG-13... but with the power of the three Chrises controlling one thread, its sure to be close shortly. People are just afraid of our collective forces

[ghostrx7]

lol, yeah, im on probation with the pg13...tryin to stay outta trouble, my day would be destroyed without AF! this is one of the only sites i could get on since i work at a car oreintated place! and yeah, im gonna take it down soon, or if it does fall, i will clean it up. i just gotta watch my dog everytime i take her out.... just trying to imagine WHY someone would do such a thing....?? besides attempting to get my dog sick, or have her insides poked by the bones....

[ghostrx7]

update, i talked to my boss today and he said that if the tennants dont appeal the eviction by tomarrow, they are out on the street. hopefully they wont, but i dont see why they wouldnt.... i told him i definately dont want to live with these people for the winter!

[DRIVEBUY]

lol just read through this, what's happened?

[ghostrx7]

seems like they appealed the last possible day, now i get to live with these freaks for a few more months....