Perfect Day?

[poormillionaire2]

The Perfect Day

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Hillary Clinton and Al Gore sex scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

[666_speed]

Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.

[Blackcrow64]

Wow... I have some funny information to share. That's almost exactly how my weekends went when I lived with my ex. Although there was no golf, limo's and jets... I'll let you just imagine what took those places instead. lol


Ahh those were the good ol' days.

[Mr. Luos]

I just want a blowjob. Just one.

[FormulaLT1]

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I just want a blowjob. Just one.

We'll get Rally right on that .

[SG007]

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I just want a blowjob. Just one.

[goldz28]

Originally Posted by FormulaLT1

We'll get Rally right on that .

that is messed up.
Sorry Curtis you dont get any bj's that sucks...

[ikeyballz]

LOL.
two words for ya..

vaccum cleaner. :B

[Blackcrow64]

Woooow this has gotten too funny.

[Mr. Luos]

I use a shop vac.
Something tells me that would be a little too rough for me. I like gentle.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by 666_speed

Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.

LMAO... you are such a jackass.

For a day like that... I'd get up whenever, hell.. I'd even stay up 3 or 4 days in a row just to make sure I didn't miss it.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by 666_speed

Who gets up at 6:45? And I don't like seafood.

same here, 6:45am doesn't exist to me. and seafood is nasty.

[Mr. Luos]

You pussies.
6:45 I am on my way to work.

[FormulaLT1]

Only way I am up at 6:45 is if I hadn't gone to sleep yet.

[Mr. Luos]

I haven't done that in a LONG time.