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09-12-2002, 09:06 PM
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One for the gals!
We Rock
WOMEN They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all SIZES, in all colours and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. Keep scrolling, there's more!!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. Taxis stop for us. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an diot. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We'll never regret piercing our ears. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
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09-12-2002, 09:11 PM
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09-12-2002, 09:30 PM
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09-12-2002, 10:40 PM
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Darkness.  The new official owner of www.darkness.co.nz (but theres nothing there yet.) ------------ "Have you seen Star Wars? The Darkness is the Force on crack"
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09-12-2002, 10:43 PM
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09-12-2002, 11:03 PM
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Peeing standing up isn't all it's cracked up to be...
At least if you sit down, you can chill whilst you tinkle... And if you sit down, you're less likely to get a "split stream" and pee on your pant leg... But it comes in handy sometimes... In the woods... In a Honey Bucket (portable toilet)... On the side of a freeway, beside your car... Women are funny creatures though... When I met my girlfriend, she liked my because I was outgoing, and liked to meet new people and go out to clubs and stuff. But as soon as we started dating, she wanted that sort of behavior to stop! WTF?! -Just playin, just something I heard once, kinda rings true tho...
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09-12-2002, 11:16 PM
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And it also comes in handy if you have to go when sailing on a skiff (ie no cabin).
That's unless of course it's a really cold day and you just want that nice warm feeling in your steamer... just make sure you rinse thoroughly after use...
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09-13-2002, 08:30 AM
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 They get M. O. Primera Man knows what this means!! 
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09-13-2002, 01:10 PM
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Re: One for the gals!
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09-13-2002, 01:25 PM
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Re: Re: One for the gals!
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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09-14-2002, 10:23 PM
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