What a night!

Thor06 · #1 10-22-2006, 04:04 AM

Whoa guys, I have had quite the night! There was a local DSM gathering, it was good to see other DSMers. It is a long motherfuckin story so here goes....

I had to bus over there. I got on the bus going the wrong fuckin way. So basically that sucked the big dick. I got off and got on another one going the right way, then had to wait for a half hour for the next bus. So then I transfer busses, and finally get off at my stop. Well, I had no idea where the fuck I was going! So I wandered from appartment complex to appartment complex for fuckin two hours. Pitch black out and me carrying a duffle bag full of food and vodka wandering all the fuck over wondering where the hell I was. Good times. I left my dorm at 6 and didnt fuckin get there until 9:30! I fuckin wandered down the road the wrong way for like a mile and a half until some nice old lady told me I was goin the wrong way! So I wandered back and finally found the fuckin place. So there was like 17-18 of us and it was a good time. A fuckin sausage fest but it was fun. Most people were cool and I enjoyed crunkin it up a bit with them. So in like 4 hours I had like 600 ml of vodka. Yes, I am a bigger guy, but I havent been drunk in a long time and whatever slight tolerance I had was gone. So basically, I was fuckin drunk.

Well, it was like 2:45 and people were going home. Someone asked me how I was getting home. I just shrugged, I had no idea. I thought people were going to crash there and I would just bus back home in the morning. No one was staying there. So one guy lives by me was like, "I can give you a ride home." I was like ok. So we mapquested the way home. The computer froze everytime we got directions so we just kinda winged it. Well, on the way out, I realized I was still drunk. And guess what.... I was driving. He throws me the keys. I dont know why, he musta been way drunker than me. So we are walking to his car and he goes to the passenger side of a fuckin 2g with a turbo spoiler. I was like no way... I sobered up pretty damn quick when I say that sexy beat. So we get in, I can barely fuckin back up I was so excited. So I start rattling off questions. The shit is a fuckin GT35R 2gb (97-99) linked, AWD and running 25 pounds of boost.

So on the way home I am driving like 60 and trying to be good obviously because I am not in the best shape to be driving. So suddenly he said, "Man why are you pussy footin it?" or something like that. So I ask what he means. Hes like, "Man, if this were your car and I were driving I would not be going 60 in a 65." So I was like, "You want me to put 'er down?" He just smiles and is like, "Do what you want." One word. Orgasm. Fuckin GT35R at 25psi = big mess in the pants. Pretty soon I was weaving through cars at over 100. Man, it was great. I even got a redlight pull on that bitch. 7500 redline on a 35R FTL. Once she hit boost at like 4200 that was all she wrote. Those 3000 some odd RPM's were gone like nothing. I tell you what, there is nothing like AWD launch running like, what did he say, 475 at the wheels (?) and bouncing off the rev limiter is pretty cool too. Too bad the clutch was slipping. Man, I wish I would have put er down harder, that was quite the ride. But shit, I hope my car is wicked fast like that. Even not under boost she accelerated hard. I wast too drunk to drive, I had no trouble keeping it between the lines. I sobered up pretty fuckin quick when I learned I was driving. At that point and not having anything to drink in quite the while, my "drunkeness" was more mental han actually being physically messed up. Reguardless, we had to get home, I knew how to get to my place and I was soberer than he was. I DO NOT PROMOTE DRUNK DRIVING! I hadnt had a drink in like 2 hours, I had eaten, and I took like 3 huge pisses before I left. I was sobered up plenty well to be operating a vehicle.

All in all, it was a great night. There was some really cool people there and I really enjoyed myself. Especially that amazingness of a car. I know what my Talon should be now! Good times, good times. Anyway, I hope you all had nights as great as mine.

ned032002 · #2 10-22-2006, 08:42 AM

That would be awesome to drive something with that much juice. Drunk driving is not a good thing, your lucky you didn't get pulled over.

Talon69 · #3 10-22-2006, 08:43 AM

Where the hell are the pictures? lol

Nice story by the way

got to love awd

Blackcrow64 · #4 10-22-2006, 09:47 AM

This gives me so much to look forward to when mine is done... Except I won't be doing any drinking and driving in it.

l_eclipse_l · #5 10-22-2006, 11:47 AM

That dude must have been fucking trashed to let someone else drive his 475 hp 2g. I would have sat in a gutter for a few hours and sobered up before I let anybody sit in my seat lol. Good story though.

Thor06 · #6 10-22-2006, 12:08 PM

Yeah, I woulda been in some shit if I got pulled over. He had a radar detector though, if he didnt I wouldnt have gone over 65. I know drinking and driving isnt a good thing, and I feel really stupid for doing it. But damn... it was a fuckin 35R 2g! I think he sat out there on the street and sobered up before he left my place because I didnt hear him pull away. He was a really nice guy, he wouldnt even take my gas money! I tried to give it to him twice and he wouldnt have anything of it. I woke up with a smile on my face this morning. At first I couldnt remember why, then it clicked.... oh yeah, I drove a monster last night.

david-b · #7 10-22-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Thor06

I woke up with a smile on my face this morning. At first I couldnt remember why, then it clicked.... oh yeah, I drove a monster last night.

A smile on your face and a wet bed

4g63gst20 · #8 10-22-2006, 03:52 PM

hey thor was this a red 2gb? they way you say it sounds like yingyang from style, he is cool.

Thor06 · #9 10-22-2006, 04:52 PM

Thats him

. He is really cool.

cavyboy23 · #10 10-22-2006, 09:07 PM

Sounded like an interesting night bro, i wouldnt be able to pass up driving that ether drunk or not. haha

blk_srt · #11 10-22-2006, 10:13 PM

I want to come to some of your parties man

gthompson97 · #12 10-23-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by l_eclipse_l

That dude must have been fucking trashed to let someone else drive his 475 hp 2g. I would have sat in a gutter for a few hours and sobered up before I let anybody sit in my seat lol. Good story though.

That's what I was thinking too, but then again it's a DSM meet and if I was trashed as hell and had someone to drive me at least somewhere, I'd probably let them drive, only if they were DSM-worthy though, no gay honda hands will ever touch my steering wheel.

4g63gst20 · #13 10-23-2006, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Thor06

Thats him

. He is really cool.

yeah i met him at the dyno day at lse, and i remember he had that same turbo.

rock0134 · #14 10-23-2006, 10:48 PM

I went four wheeling with my 88 ranger and 3 other friends trucks through my friends property and we were completely hammered.. but we werent going a hundred we were runnin over trees and goin through ditches at 4 mph so.... kinda pissed tho my truck looks like a golf ball now and has no more mirrors

gthompson97 · #15 10-23-2006, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GSX RIDER

I went four wheeling with my 88 ranger and 3 other friends trucks through my friends property and we were completely hammered.. but we werent going a hundred we were runnin over trees and goin through ditches at 4 mph so.... kinda pissed tho my truck looks like a golf ball now and has no more mirrors

Typo? 4wheeling at 4mph doesn't seem too thrilling to me, wouldn't even throw any mud around.

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