Getting rid of pests

[L-Spec]

Hey guys, I need some advice. When I first got my Eclipse, I have been harassed non-stop on the street by people trying to get me to race, but there is one guy who's CONSTANTLY doing ricer fly bys on me (most of them in school zones when I'm going 40km/hr). Now with me in a new car, he's still doing the same shit and it's getting really annoying. This morning, I drove my sister to school and started heading out. All of a sudden "HOOWAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGG". I looked in my rear view mirror and it was him. I wanted to down shift, but then I'd just be as bad as him speeding through a school zone. So I waited until I was out of it (I'm really anal about speeding in school zones) and then I down shifted and caught up to him, then he pull a U-turn and I get a red light. The light goes green and I do a U-turn and follow him. I catch up to him fairly quickly, but the second I was about two car lengths behind him, he slams his brakes and goes into the school parking lot.

What pisses me off, is that he always does this. No matter how many times I call him out to the autoX or drag strip, he laughs and calls me a pussy because I'm not "street" enough. I've still told him I'll even race him for money if he wanted to and he said he'll smoke my car and then he won't mention the race at all. I've tried meeting him at red lights (I'm not big into street racing, in fact, if the autoX guys caught me, I'd be banned for giving them a bad name, but this has just gone on too long) but he always turns the closest corner and avoids me. No matter what though, he'll always have time for his ricer fly bys.

He drives a 1994 four door Honda Civic EX with dents all over it because his mom threatened to sell the car because he refused to help out his family when they bought it for him... but that's a different story.

Maybe I'm just venting, but any comments and suggestions would be awesome. Thanks for your time

[TeamRedLine23]

I would just call him out one last time. tell him to race for money one last time. and if he is still talking shit and not backing it up, just get in his face and just start talking all kinds of shit in front of his friends. but sounds like you already tried it. hmmm... fuck it, just get a staple gun and just let off a few in each tire and get a thick peice of metal and weld it to the end of his exhaust pipe. problem solved. just dont let anyone find out it was you. hope this helps. lol!!

sorry I couldnt be of more help to you. dont worry about him. he is just an other civic driving punk bitch.

[defiancy]

Just ignore him? So what if he flys by you all the time is it really worth your time if he does it all the time. Eventually if you ignore it he will go away, or just catch him somewhere out of his car and kick his ass. That's always a sure fire way to get people to leave you alone

Just kidding about that ass kicking part hehe.

I wouldn't sweat it. He's not worth your time.

[eclipsed at 3am]

tell him hes a bitch and then slap the shit out of him.

[L-Spec]

It'd be great if I could ignore him.. but it's been almost two years and he still hasn't given up. Also, if I did anything to him, I wouldn't be surprised to see my house and car vandalized. Trust me, I have tried to ignore him and almost two years would get to anybody.

[eclipsed at 3am]

does he know where you live and go to work and/or school? why dont you just demand a race the next time you see him. if you say lets race then and he starts talking shit just say "no...meet me in the street or else stay the hell away from me" or something like that. dont let up, and dont let him direct the convo anywhere else until he either gives up or meets you somewhere. i think after 2 years, you deserve to be a little pushy.

[L-Spec]

Thanks, I think so too He doesn't know where I live, but he can find out really easily.. everyone at my school knows where I live.. it's just that I've never invited him to a party before lol. I rarely see him out side of his car, it's usually on the streets with him doing his dumb shit. I just graduated from high school and he's upgrading, so I never see him school wise. I'm thinking about just emailing him or something and telling him to leave me alone, but I know he'll just do it more because he knows that it pisses me off... at the same time though, I think it pisses him off too when I shake my head at him and my little sister's laughing at how hard his car is trying. That also doesn't help the issue.. he'll just do it more because he's mad this time. I hope he gets caught in a crime.. and maybe the cops will take care of him.

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Hmm... any one have any good ideas that I could use to frame him in a crime he didn't commit?

[eclipsed at 3am]

try inviting him to a party. maybe then you could chill with him for a while and see what his deal is. then bash on his honda.

[Blackcrow64]

I think we had a conversation like this once before and the best solution was to have sex with his mom and girlfriend... at the same time. lol

[Thor06]

Dont forget the sister! After that, nail his grandmother, that would really fuck with someones mind. Maybe throw the 3rd grade teacher in there for good measure. Just when he thinks theres no more women in his life for you to nail...

Naw, I would just call him out one last time. And do it in front of his friends. Get some good witty remarks and make him look like a damn fool. No two testicled testosterone factory would walk away from you after hes been made into an ass in front of his friends.

[david-b]

I would carry a couple spike strips in the back. Then just throw them out then window when he's coming up behind you. He'll never see those things coming, and BAM... all his tires flat.

See, personally, I would beat the crap out of this guy. I mean just yesterday I knocked out a homeless guy in the middle of downtown Chicago at night! I don't take shit from anyone. If he wants to talk shit, then deserves to eat shit. He's scared of you, obviously. Only reason why people do ricer fly-bys is because they're scared. They know that that's the only time they're going to by going by you. Call him out. Screw the racing, screw the possible banning, screw the laws, just beat the piss out of him. 2 years is a long ass time, man. It's time to stand up for yourself. How old are you anyways?

[gthompson97]

I'm with David, just beat the shit out of him once and he'll never bother you again. And if he does, then just really kick his ass the next time. I'm not usually the type for egging on violence, but after 2 years of shit like that, I'd be more than ready to whoop someone's ass.

[L-Spec]

I'm currently 18, so basically when we all had our licenses, he's been on my case. I think I will kick the shit out of him... There's been a light snow this morning, so I don't know what racing conditions would be like, especially for a RWD car against a FWD. I think I might get him to race tonight and if he doesn't then I'll beat the piss out of him with Regina's import scene witnessing it. That's the only thing I have on him, a big group of people on cars that hate ricers.

[cavyboy23]

Ricers are the best to mess with! First just race him in front of groups of people because ricers tend to lie alot too about who they beat and they'll say i have never lossed in a race blah blah blah well beat him then at the end of the race beat the shit outa him also =] then i agree with thor and black crow nail his mom and sister at the same time! thats all ricers deserve..

[Shpyder]

Originally Posted by cavyboy23

i agree with thor and black crow nail his mom

I got that part covered