Car salesmen

scottsee · #1 10-17-2006, 01:02 AM

Something inside of me says this might be a good Stress Reliever topic. Something that might actually go somewhere. If anything it will be entertaining to me and my buddies. Being we're car salesman..

Matter a fact I just made a phatty commission today. That poor Sucker... Who here has been a victim of a good salesman, like myself??

vinnym86 · #2 10-17-2006, 01:04 AM

i shat on a h2's hood for my 19th birthday.

scottsee · #3 10-17-2006, 01:08 AM

LOL. Done something simular to an ex-g/f's car... Kinda fun.... untill the lack of a tolit paper despenser came into play... Drinking + ex = fun..

2.2 Straight six · #4 10-17-2006, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by vinnym86

i shat on a h2's hood for my 19th birthday.

usually you recieve presents on your birthday, not give them.

93rollaracer · #5 10-17-2006, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by scottsee

Drinking + ex = fun..

Heh...so true. Except I threw a can of beer at her head (didn't hit the bitch)...didn't mean to, but since it happened I might as well take credit for it and the hilarity that ensued.

skibum1111 · #6 10-17-2006, 06:10 PM

Salesmen tend to hate me when I go onto a car lot. I don't buy the first car I see, ask lots of questions, drive different cars, maybe come back 3 or 4 times during the course of 2 weeks, beat the crap out of them on the price, walk out when I don't get what I want, go back when they call (record was 11 minutes, gotta love call forwarding), then beat them up on my trade. Then tell them I'm going to lease the car.

93rollaracer · #7 10-17-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by skibum1111

Salesmen tend to hate me when I go onto a car lot. I don't buy the first car I see, ask lots of questions, drive different cars, maybe come back 3 or 4 times during the course of 2 weeks, beat the crap out of them on the price, walk out when I don't get what I want, go back when they call (record was 11 minutes, gotta love call forwarding), then beat them up on my trade. Then tell them I'm going to lease the car.

Ha...you asshole. And of course by asshole I mean genious, but that's beside the point. I plan on doing the same thing (minus the lease part) when I go on the new car hunt.

skibum1111 · #8 10-17-2006, 06:33 PM

The best part is the tax, title and license fee. I love it when they tell you that the law states you have to pay it. The law states that it has to be paid, but does not say who has to pay it. I walked out over that one a few years back, sales manager beat me to the door.

scottsee · #9 10-17-2006, 08:44 PM

yeah, your the kind of mooch I refuse to work with for a $100 if you even buy a fuckin' car. You're just not worth the headache, but your also the kind of person who over thinks themself into a stupid decision.. end up leaving in a kia rio..

skibum1111 · #10 10-17-2006, 09:02 PM

Easy big boy... I believe in getting the best deal possible. I also believe in doing homework. If I run into that kind of attitude at a dealership I leave and go somewhere else. Doesn't matter if I get that attitude in the service department or on the sales floor. I understand most salespeople work on a comission, but I'm not going to walk in and be taken for a ride. If I'm treated right I send friends there, if I'm treated wrong I tell everyone to stay away. Pretty simple. Treat the customer right and they will keep coming back. If you can't handle that, or if you don't like dealing with people like me, find another line of work. And remember, you are the one who started this thread.

scottsee · #11 10-17-2006, 11:17 PM

I'm not frustrated their big fella. I just don't like people like you who think it's ok to do that to a salesman and expect them to respect you. Would you want to put up with that crap from somone who would rather spit on you then spend and extra $80 for floor mats, waist 3 full days of somone time and expect them to be excited over a $100 flat commission and probably have you give them a bad CSI survey costing them thousands of dollars over the course of 3 months or so.. No thanks. I'd rather call my previous (non-mooch) customers and make $$.. Me personally not giving a shit about somone like you is my porgative and personaly would rather turn around and walk away and let somone else put up with somone like you...

Not getting upset. Just beeing 100% honist..

Street18 · #12 10-17-2006, 11:33 PM

salesman? hahha lmao

scottsee · #13 10-18-2006, 12:13 AM

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VR43000GT · #14 10-18-2006, 12:28 AM

There are those out there (salesmen) who are honest and straight forward. But I also think there is a reason for the stereo type. It was rediculous some of the things I heard when shopping for a car. I looked at a n/a 3000gt and he tried to convince me it had 320hp. I could go on but I really don't feel like ranting.

scottsee · #15 10-18-2006, 12:12 PM

Their are a fair share of mentally handycap sales foke. Most of the sterotypes come from the 70-80's. From all the stories I've heard passed around durring that time it must have been one hell of a time..

Most salesmen are more affrade of their boss then the customer. A customer can be turned if you don't get anywher with them, but the only thing that gets turned when you touch the desk is you ass!

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