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Old 10-16-2006, 10:50 PM
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Art teacher.

So far this school years been pretty good. I'm getting good grades in basically all my classes. But this year I decided to try Art Class. Well my expeirence and alot of other students' would be alot more enjoyable if our teachers ( Mrs. Shuneman)'s breath didnt reek like rotting shit. Today I was minding my own business doing my work when she came around from behind me and started to watch me. She got her face ( mouth) about like 3 inches from my face and just stood there and watched me. She then proceeded to breath on me with her fucking nasty ass breath. I swear the has halotosis or something godamn. Its not just me either. Some of my friends have contemplated dropping the class because of it. I mean the least she could do is pop in a fuckin tic-tac or some shit then everything would be fine. No one says ne thing to her becuase they don't want her to feel bad. I feel like im stuck between a rock and a hard place. I want to be in art im pretty talented but the teacher is horrible and her breath smells like bum-ass crack. Does anyone have any suggestions. please.
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:54 PM
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Re: Art teacher.

get that menthol vapo-rub, and rub a little bit around your top lip and nostrils. morticians do that so they smell the menthol, and not the corpses.
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Old 10-16-2006, 11:12 PM
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Re: Art teacher.

When her face is beside yours, pretend that you are going to spray some breath mint or something in your mouth and then deliberately aim at her mouth and hold for a good 3sec, look as though you don't know what is going on. This might work, or it could land you in the special needs class..............
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Actually, make an art peace with tic tacs, and make her taste it in the name of art!!!!
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Re: Art teacher.

Send her a toothbrush and toothpaste in the mail, don't put a return address on it. Include some altoids or something strong like that.
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