G/F + No Sex = AF.com

scottsee · #1 10-15-2006, 01:37 AM

I'm getting fuck'n pissed. It seems like the only time I get any ass is when she wants it. It's getting seriously fuck'n old. A guy should be able to snap his fingers and point to his dick and instently have his chick unzip his pants.

It's also frustrating that it allllllllways has to be at night/in bed. Every blue fucking moon I get a little ass out on the kitchen or living room but thats only when she wants it.

I need brain storming. This whole woman in controle of sex shit needs to stop. If I could hold out on sex untill she wanted it I would do it. But after about 3-4 days I start thinking about it.. GAWD DAMIT!!

2.2 Straight six · #2 10-15-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by scottsee

A guy should be able to snap his fingers and point to his dick and instently have his chick unzip his pants.

with an attitude like that i don't think you should get any sex.

maybe a hooker is more suitable for your "on demand" needs.

G-man422 · #3 10-15-2006, 08:40 AM

^ good point. BTW, that tilte is awesome, lol.

But back on point. Y not talk to her about it and tell her your feelings.

00accord44 · #4 10-15-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by G-man422

Y not talk to her about it and tell her your feelings.

Because he has a penis... and aparently its dry and cold. Two problems that cannot wait for conversation to commense

2.2 Straight six · #5 10-15-2006, 07:03 PM

i think he should invest in a "pocket pussy"

problem solved.

next?

G-man422 · #6 10-15-2006, 07:05 PM

interesting.....

00accord44 · #7 10-15-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i think he should invest in a "pocket pussy"

problem solved.

next?

Is that code for his left and right hand? If not, it should be....

masturbatiowned

I swear that's the last time I do that

G-man422 · #8 10-15-2006, 07:22 PM

Lmfao!!! Ahhhahaha

2.2 Straight six · #9 10-15-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Is that code for his left and right hand? If not, it should be....

http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/0400.htm

00accord44 · #10 10-15-2006, 07:32 PM

Wow. I can only imagine trying to clean that thing.

TexasF355F1 · #11 10-15-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Is that code for his left and right hand? If not, it should be....

masturbatiowned

I swear that's the last time I do that

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Wow. I can only imagine trying to clean that thing.

That's funny.

You're attitude is why you're not getting any. Next couple of times she's in the mood turn her down.

Or give her a Guatamalin Car Wash or Alaskan Pipeline and see how she likes them apples. LMAO!

Oz · #12 10-15-2006, 09:01 PM

You have no power in your relationship, get used to being her b!tch.

00accord44 · #13 10-15-2006, 09:10 PM

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I bet she has him doing that a lot too with no returned favors

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Or give her a Guatamalin Car Wash or Alaskan Pipeline and see how she likes them apples. LMAO!

Dirty Sanchez FTW!

scottsee · #14 10-15-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

with an attitude like that i don't think you should get any sex.

maybe a hooker is more suitable for your "on demand" needs.

:snapping finger & Pointing:

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Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i think he should invest in a "pocket pussy"

problem solved. next?

Can I have one of yours?

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Originally Posted by Oz

You have no power in your relationship..

True.. But I still think a guy should be able to snap his fingers and get a blowjob...

2.2 Straight six · #15 10-15-2006, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by scottsee

Can I have one of yours?

of course you can, i no longer have any need for it.

but unlike yourself, i'm not a demanding guy.

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