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Old 09-05-2002, 03:25 AM
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calling all kiwis-today is National Penis Day!
Just heard it on the radio....nearly spat my burger accross the room!

http://home.nzcity.co.nz/news/Default.asp?id=23967

Maybe they should rename it John Banks Day?
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Not as silly as you might think

One of the 7th formers in my Hockey team when I was in 5th form died of testicular cancer. Killed him very quickly, he went from playing hockey, to laying in a bed, to dead in 4 weeks.



So ladys, next time your man is playing with his balls don't laugh at him, or scold him, give him a hand. It just might save his life.
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So ladys, next time your man is playing with his balls don't laugh at him, or scold him, give him a hand. It just might save his life.
This is the line of the day!!:hehehe::hehehe:
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Of course,ladies, if you really love your man,your tongue is far more sensitive than your fingers.........
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Of course,ladies, if you really love your man,your tongue is far more sensitive than your fingers.........

Take it one step further and massage by humming.
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So ladys, next time your man is playing with his balls don't laugh at him, or scold him, give him a hand. It just might save his life.
Sage advice!













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seems sensible and fair enough,but how come we only get one day a year...seems to me that every day is International Pussy Day........
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Of course,ladies, if you really love your man,your tongue is far more sensitive than your fingers.........
How rude!!!



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seems sensible and fair enough,but how come we only get one day a year...seems to me that every day is International Pussy Day........
I'm sure our cats would disagree with you. :angel:
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I'm sure our cats would disagree with you. :angel:

yeah was wondering why he involved the poor puddy tats .....
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yeah was wondering why he involved the poor puddy tats .....

But Moppie is right, it is just like Breast cancer awareness week
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I have a penis
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I have a penis
Too bad you have yet to locate it



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Too bad you have yet to locate it
that's an easy one, in your mouth
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