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Your very own online pet

http://www.broenink-art.nl/maukie2.swf
Now you can have your own online pet.
If you tease her with the mouse pointer on her chest or stomach she will purr, I
got her to meow also, by rubbing her forehead with the pointer.

If you make a slow circle around her body, (counter-clockwise) not
only will her head/eyes follow your pointer, but toward the top, her paw
will go up, and when in front of her paws at the bottom, her foot comes
out like she wants to play with your mouse pointer. (Don't hold the mouse
down, just move it)
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Re: Your very own online pet

...for those who do not find enough satisfaction in the lonliness of masturbation.
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Re: Your very own online pet

cats are sooo annoying...
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Re: Your very own online pet

......wow is that that lame
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Re: Your very own online pet

And you guys yell at adamstarsky for posting those animations..
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Re: Your very own online pet

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...for those who do not find enough satisfaction in the lonliness of masturbation.


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...for those who do not find enough satisfaction in the lonliness of masturbation.

Hahaha, classic.

I was going to sig it too, but 00accord beat me to it, and I am no sheep
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Hahaha, classic.

I was going to sig it too, but 00accord beat me to it, and I am no sheep
It had to be done. I actually laugh out loud every time I read it
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Re: Your very own online pet

i don't need that cat to satisfy me, all i need is a woman..... but my hand with lipstick on will work just as well..... and has.
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Re: Your very own online pet

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i don't need that cat to satisfy me, all i need is a woman..... but my hand with lipstick on will work just as well..... and has.
Now thats going to be sigged sounds like your saying the cat is the one pleasuring you and instead of using the cat your using the your hand.


Oh BTW way too much info bro.
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Re: Your very own online pet

lipstick is a gooooood lubricant. i use it in my car
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Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

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Re: Your very own online pet

awkward?
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Awkward! AND TMI.
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