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09-04-2002, 05:28 AM
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Auckland Central English language school enrolment form for Chinese
Auckrand Central English Language School
Enrolment Form Chinese edition Please fill this form out in English Your name_________________ Silly English name you go by_________________ Date of Birth________________ Hieght (Please tick one) [] 4'8" [] 4'9" [] 4'10" [] 5'0" [] 5'1" [] 5'2" What is your reason for coming to NZ? [] To complete a university degree and open a restraunt [] To race against local boys with 18 inch wheels [] To congregate in large numbers and giggle [] Looking for work as sex slave/sewing machinist [] No reason- Took a wrong turn in Beijing What do you like about NZ? [] I blend in here and don't look different [] People are polite and give way to me on the road [] People wave and shout greetings at me when I drive [] Plenty of Chinese restraunts so I can sample NZ culture [] Winston Peters What is your favourite lesiure activity? [] Karaoke [] Pool [] Sky City [] Pouring diesel on road and driting sideway in Turbo [] Thank you, I hope you are well too What suburb are you live in? [] Howick [] Mt Roskill [] Howick [] Mt Roskill [] Howick Car you drive [] BMW [] Mercedes [] Diamante [] Lexus (If female) [] Skyline GTR [] WRX STi [] Supra [] 300ZX (If male) Write below all car accidents you had or caused since arrive __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________________________ (More paper avaiable if need) 
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09-04-2002, 07:19 AM
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 ...So god darn true
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09-04-2002, 11:20 AM
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I believe the correct spelling is "Engrish".
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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09-04-2002, 11:39 AM
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 ...i like your style of thinking !!!!
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09-04-2002, 11:49 AM
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I should know, I buy pawk flied lice all the time.
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09-04-2002, 02:13 PM
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Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm)
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09-04-2002, 02:45 PM
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Aww man!!! Classic!!:ylsuper
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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09-04-2002, 04:29 PM
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The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... ----------------------------------------------- Life!!!! I've Seen It And Its Rubbish !!!!! ------------ "The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards." 
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09-04-2002, 04:52 PM
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But some of their driving is hell scarey  That's why they feel so at home in Auckland 
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09-04-2002, 05:18 PM
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You forgot to add this question.
Which little dolls do you stick all over your dashboard? []Pokemon []Digimon []Card Captors []Little Kitty
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09-04-2002, 05:52 PM
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09-04-2002, 06:21 PM
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you could do with this Learn Chinese in 5 mins course then
 Instructions: READ THEM OUT LOUD 1) That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.........Hu Yu Hai Ding? 3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai 5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan? 7) I bumped into a coffee table............Ai Bang Mai Ni 8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim? 10) I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu :hehehe: 16) Great.............................Fu Kin Su Pah :silly2: :silly2: 
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