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10-03-2006, 07:25 PM
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The 2 Italians
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." |
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10-03-2006, 07:37 PM
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Re: The 2 Italians
Would their names be Schumacher and Massa? o_O?
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10-03-2006, 07:44 PM
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Re: The 2 Italians
Doh!
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10-03-2006, 08:01 PM
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Re: The 2 Italians
LOL that was good. I sprayed ice cream on that one.
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10-03-2006, 08:04 PM
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Re: The 2 Italians
hahahah had to re-read the one part to fully understand it lol
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10-03-2006, 08:07 PM
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10-04-2006, 04:32 AM
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Re: The 2 Italians
Pretty good.
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10-04-2006, 07:40 AM
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Re: The 2 Italians
There's an official AF joke thread you know.
And funny, but 
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