Bathroom Wall Writings

[stieh2000]

This idea was inspired by Muscletang's "Your legacy Thread"

Just post the most amusing things that you have seen scribbled on the walls in the bathroom.

My favorite:

"Why are you looking here, the joke's in your hand"

[v10_viper]

Wow. Funny. And quite offending.

Best one I ever seen, and the only one I remember.

There were those like, paper toilet seat covers and somebody had wroten above it with an arrow pointing down...

"Free Cowboy Hats"

[Cl0ak]

In the restroom at work an arrow was drawn to the toilet paper and said "Paycheck, take one". Funny part is, its true thats about what we get paid.

['97ventureowner]

I used to frequent a biker bar about 15 years ago. Their bathroom had the most and best grafitti I have read. The only thing I can remember from those days was this ditty: "Here I sit on this public pooper, giving birth to another state trooper." I don't know why that has stuck in my memory all these years.

[1986Z28]

Originally Posted by '97ventureowner

I used to frequent a biker bar about 15 years ago. Their bathroom had the most and best grafitti I have read. The only thing I can remember from those days was this ditty: "Here I sit on this public pooper, giving birth to another state trooper." I don't know why that has stuck in my memory all these years.

thats a good one!

[stieh2000]

I found a webiste with a collection of "Shit House Poetry"

http://point-b.blogs.com/point_b/shi...try/index.html

And a couple of my friends favorites:

"don't take a shit, leave one"

"here is sit inside this stall
writing shit upon the wall
while sneaky crabs invade my balls"

[blazee]

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Ran like hell and only farted.

[elementskater15]

When I was plumbing with my dad, there was a port-a-potty that was just nasty. On the wall it read "I've shat in London, I've shat in France. Before I'd shit in here I'd shit my pants."

[MonsterBengt]

We had this military checklist of toilet usage on our bathroom wall once. It started out with instructions on how to insure oneself that the seat was fully operational. By flushing, opening up, sniffing for bad smells (lol), etc. Then we got to the usage part, where you were closely instructed on how to sit down/take place and "do it". And the last part was something like; "And if you are unable to fix any technical problem concerning the use of this toliet seat, await maintnance or blow the piece of shit to pieces."

[Toksin]

Backstory time!!

I go to Canterbury University in Christchurch. About 20 mins away is Lincoln University, which is more of an agricultural institution.

Anyway, I was in the Canterbury library one day, went into a stall and saw this written on the wall:

"who likes Lincoln girls?"

underneath someone had written

"if our girls looked like theirs, we'd be fucking sheep too"

[my99cavy]

I found this one pretty funny...

Here i sit buns a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by blazee

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Ran like hell and only farted.

I remember a very similar scribbling:

Here I sit all broken hearted
I tried to shit but only farted

[MagicRat]

Written above a urinal, with an arrow:

""If you can hit this spot, the fire department needs you"

(The arrow pointed to a spot on the ceiling. )

['97ventureowner]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

Written above a urinal, with an arrow:

""If you can hit this spot, the fire department needs you"

(The arrow pointed to a spot on the ceiling. )

I've seen that one in so many bathrooms it probably would make David Letterman's Top Ten List .

[cody_e]

Well they paint over the graffitti fats at my school. Granted most of it is "so and so is gay." By the auto lab there is a stall with a lone thing with a swastica and a thing that says "white power." I don't know how much mentality most of the vandals have reading most of their shit.