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Old 09-01-2002, 01:23 PM
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What's dirty and in your head???

Yeah I know, dumb title but this isn't even mine so here it goes!

Is your mind clean?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. the answers are at the bottom of the page

vocabulary test for the dirty minded:

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right!
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Old 09-01-2002, 01:36 PM
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Re: What's dirty and in your head???

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3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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3. A dollar bill
10. A ring finger??


I'm not sure about 10, but 3 is right. (at least it better be)
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Old 09-01-2002, 01:58 PM
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#3 is actually $20 because it's more but yes you are correct! :jump:

10 is wrong, but I want more posts anyhow!

Come to think of it, 10 could be an answer but like I said, more posts! Takes the fun out it. Oh well, one down!
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Old 09-01-2002, 03:56 PM
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Re: What's dirty and in your head???

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?

pork

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

stomachs Edit: Legs

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

$20

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

full-of-luck

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

bunt
hunt
punt
runt <-- name for a woman
vunt German

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

barf

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

fork

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

A 2 nut variety chocolate bar

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

no idea

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

a mop
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Old 09-01-2002, 04:11 PM
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Re: Re: What's dirty and in your head???

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1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?

pork

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

stomachs Edit: Legs

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

$20

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

full-of-luck

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

bunt
hunt
punt
runt <-- name for a woman
vunt German

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

barf

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

fork

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

A 2 nut variety chocolate bar

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

no idea

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

a mop
4.) Firetruck

5.) you missed "Aunt" - the word for a woman

10.) paypacket??
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Re: What's dirty and in your head???

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Yeah I know, dumb title but this isn't even mine so here it goes!

Is your mind clean?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. the answers are at the bottom of the page

vocabulary test for the dirty minded:

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right!
1.talk
2.legs
3.20 dollar bill
4.firetruck
5.bunt,hunt,runt,punt,.....aunt.
6.pants
7.fork
8.candy bar
9.grit
10.his surname.


send me the prize........
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Old 09-01-2002, 07:39 PM
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Re: Re: What's dirty and in your head???

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1.talk
2.legs
3.20 dollar bill
4.firetruck
5.bunt,hunt,runt,punt,.....aunt.
6.pants
7.fork
8.candy bar
9.grit
10.his surname.


send me the prize........
You just suck!

Moss will be delivered to you in 3-5 days or else it's free!

8 is actually an Almond Joy
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Old 09-01-2002, 07:53 PM
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Re: Re: Re: What's dirty and in your head???

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You just suck!
He cheated an waited for us to get most of the answers first
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Old 09-02-2002, 02:43 AM
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He cheated an waited for us to get most of the answers first
sadly,no......I hit the quote tab, took me about 15 minutes to do, and by the time I was finished,you and Moon had already posted.I didn't see your answers until after I had posted.
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Old 09-02-2002, 04:14 AM
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1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
fuck

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
legs

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
a penis

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
fuck (again)

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
shit

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fuck (Geez again)

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
penis

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
shit

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
penis



Yup my mind is squeaky clean
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blah,blah,blah,b/s,b/s,b/s..........


Yup my mind is squeaky clean
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I'm not all that dirty but its quite hard not to be here.
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Hmmm, I got 2, 7, and 8 right, but that's about it. But Moss, I can proudly say that my mind is WAY cleaner than yours, son
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cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt
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Old 09-02-2002, 11:33 AM
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LOL

It's the Bobs!
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Hmmm, I got 2, 7, and 8 right, but that's about it. But Moss, I can proudly say that my mind is WAY cleaner than yours, son

No way :cry:
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