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09-01-2002, 04:56 AM
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What gender is...
What gender is...
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed. TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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09-01-2002, 12:44 PM
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Re: What gender is...
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09-01-2002, 05:44 PM
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hehe they're good!
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09-01-2002, 06:44 PM
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HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
hehe :finger:
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09-01-2002, 07:57 PM
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09-02-2002, 01:53 AM
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09-02-2002, 11:59 AM
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Re: Re: What gender is...
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