Female Geography

[Damien]

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild .

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

[Muscletang]

There's no telling where this thread will go...

[twospirits]

Its funny I actually have that on a plaque in the bathroom.

TS out (exploring Japan)

[Toksin]

Ummm, joke thread.

[fredjacksonsan]

[Oz]

1/2 lol

[vinnym86]

meh, it was ok.

and toksin, i think a seperate subforum for jokes would be easier, like the CoT vids. but honestly, i like not having that. (too many subforums = cluttery feel)

[Ralliart 3000gt]

I had this version sent to me by a female at work about a week ago:

Geography of Women (and Men)
>
> GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
>
>
> Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
> discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
> fertile soil.
>
> Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada, well
> developed and open to trade, especially for
> someone with cash.
>
> Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India; very
> hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
>
> Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France,
> gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to
> visit.
>
> Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great
> Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
>
> Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia,
> lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
>
>
> Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very
> wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
>
>
> After 70, she becomes Tibet. A mysterious past
> and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an
> adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
> knowledge visit there.
>
> GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
>
> Between 1 and 80, a man is like America
> -ruled by a dick.

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by vinnym86

meh, it was ok.

and toksin, i think a seperate subforum for jokes would be easier, like the CoT vids. but honestly, i like not having that. (too many subforums = cluttery feel)

Already been discussed, and too many subforums are cluttery. Hence, the joke thread.

[fredjacksonsan]

I can't believe such a repost thread, in the wrong area, has gotten so much commentary and remained open for THIS long