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08-29-2002, 12:21 PM
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Funding the welfare state
 
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Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, "Take this bucket, go into the other room, poop in the bucket, pee on the poop, and then put your head down over the bocket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes."
Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! "What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick" Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!
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08-29-2002, 06:42 PM
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08-29-2002, 07:31 PM
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eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :apuke:
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08-29-2002, 08:50 PM
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Ok, I'm ticked off!:finger:
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08-30-2002, 08:06 AM
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08-30-2002, 08:30 AM
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well, then it wouldnt have the turd, they arnt that rich out there
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