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09-12-2006, 01:38 PM
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Vaseline
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all... We put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out of our room." 
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09-12-2006, 03:02 PM
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Re: Vaseline
shouldn't use vaseline for sex, it's oil-based and dries out your skin.
you should use something water-based.
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09-12-2006, 03:20 PM
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Re: Vaseline
mmmm............KY Jelly......
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09-12-2006, 03:33 PM
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Re: Vaseline
No need for the vaseline or ky when your girl does the work by her own will... thats about as ungraphic as I can put it
 Unless you're talkin about goin in the out door... that aint my style mang Tonio, do you work for jokeaday.com or somethin??? Well you know what realy grinds my gears? How come there haven't been any priest in a bar jokes lately? 
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09-12-2006, 04:57 PM
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Re: Vaseline
Quote:
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#8
09-12-2006, 04:59 PM
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Re: Vaseline
PG-13 guys, PG-13.
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09-12-2006, 04:59 PM
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Re: Vaseline
c'mon, by 13 everyone knows about sex....
at least i did...
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09-12-2006, 05:01 PM
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Re: Vaseline
Viva Cream
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09-12-2006, 05:01 PM
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Re: Vaseline
1 more for ky!
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09-12-2006, 05:05 PM
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Re: Vaseline
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But that's immaterial, have a read of the AF rules my friend.
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09-12-2006, 05:05 PM
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Re: Vaseline
Nice joke Tonio. Glad to see you back.
Closing.
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09-12-2006, 05:16 PM
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