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Old 08-28-2002, 10:16 AM
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Why a handgun is better than a woman
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't require 200 pairs of shoes.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after using it.


And....the number one reason a handgun is better than a woman:

1. You can get a silencer for the handgun.













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Great ones, Yogs!!!:hehe::hehe:
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all true....

tiring of married life already,Yogs?....the bad news ti,you can trade in a gun to pay for a new one,but there is no resale value on a spouse.....
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all true....

tiring of married life already,Yogs?....the bad news ti,you can trade in a gun to pay for a new one,but there is no resale value on a spouse.....
Dont misunderstand the post - I love married life I just thought the list was funny.













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All I have to say is :finger:


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HAHAHAHAH :hehehe: great list Yogs
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**having second thoughts about marriage, must get handgun**
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lol man....i heard somewhere "women...can't live with them..can't shoot 'em"....but my misses keeps me happy so i'm str8
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