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09-07-2006, 02:33 PM
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Car wash Cougar
Ok guys this was just too funny so I have to share.
I went to the car wash today and washed my car. As I was polishing my rims I noticed some lady like eyeing my car checking it out. I'm like no biggy people check my ride out all the time. So then she starts talking to me like; nice car what year is it, is it fast, is it good on gas with the turbo blah blah blah. I just answer all her questions politely shes like 40 I just figured she was big into cars. Then she goes COMPLETELY OUT OF NO WHERE, I am a cougar. I'm like what, thinking I misheard her I'm like "oh you have a cougar (as in mercury)" shes like no I have a Malibu, I am the cougar. Im like oh my god ths chicks wants a piece. SO then she asks me how old I am, Im like 21, shes like oh yea, she starts telling me how she likes my music and like starts to dance (i was playing back in black), Then I check her hand out yup theres a wedding ring, so now I'm just wicked confused. Then she goes to me I'm Jen you must be stevie like your liscense says. I'm like yea thats me. Then shes next time you come to the car wash bring a shirt cause your making me horny. (I cannot stress how dead serious I am about this). Then I'm like well aren't you married. SHes like oh this were not really together, well we kinda have an open relationship. Shes like I just wear the ring for the bling. I'm like oh yea? Shes like yea trust me when I party I TAKE IT OFF, at this point I don't even know what to say, Shes like where do you live, Im like I live 40 minutes away in Guelph, and shes like well we can't go to my house cause my KIDS are home, Im thinking when did we decide were going somewhere, Im not trying to have that like I got a girlfriend (even though I did think about it) and then I'm like I gotta go get some gas, and then shes like maybe Ill see ya around, Im like yea maybe and I zooom off. Just kinda funny I wish it was on tape lol. haha thanks for reading my story.
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09-07-2006, 02:45 PM
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Re: Car wash Cougar
yea she was like thin, and had a decent looking face like lets say 20 years ago she prolly woulda been hot.
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09-07-2006, 03:39 PM
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Thats funny... You should have done it and tied her up, then called all your buddys up to come over and pass her around. lol
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09-07-2006, 04:15 PM
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09-07-2006, 04:24 PM
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 Thats awesome. I have a similar story. So my buddy tyler and I were staying with his older brother (who happens to be 21  ). Well, we went to the horse racing track due to lack of something better to do. Tyler's brother and his buddy were getting a beer at the bar and we were just standing there next to these ladies. We were dressed up pretty good and smelled nice, so they complemented us. So pretty soon they were buying them beers and giving me tequila, giving us money to bet for them, and just talking. They asked us for advice on their teenagers (they were 38, 42, and 43 IIRC) and told us stories about how bad their husbands and kids were and how much they hated their church (they were Catholic). I thought they were just being friendly. Well the races got done and the four of us guys were talking about going to the card club. They were like, "Why dont you come to our car club in our rooms? Theres a lot better odds in there." or something like that. So we were all like  and got the hell out of there. Middle aged, married, kids our age, and CATHOLIC of all things. Atleast ours didnt come right out and be like "I'm a cougar, lets go fuck."
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09-07-2006, 09:27 PM
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Awesome story man....This might be a dumb question....but what do you mean by cougar?
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09-07-2006, 09:29 PM
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Basically a milf minus the hot. Average to ugly old ladies that want some new cock. I dont know why they are called cougars though, and I like it that way.
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09-07-2006, 09:33 PM
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09-07-2006, 10:18 PM
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09-07-2006, 11:21 PM
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09-07-2006, 11:23 PM
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