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Old 08-29-2006, 12:16 PM
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Just Fred.

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
He asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the
officer asks."Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood
and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a
warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last
name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer
thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long
story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling.
I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself,
studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I
wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,
residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got
my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. "Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave
me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found
out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD
with VD. Then the AMA found
out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away
my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then
the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred." The officer walked
away in tears, laughing.
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:51 PM
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Re: Just Fred.

ok, that one was nice. heard it, but it's just so classy
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Old 08-29-2006, 01:00 PM
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Re: Just Fred.

Very Funny!
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Old 08-29-2006, 01:13 PM
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Re: Just Fred.

*Has same reaction of police officer*
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Old 08-29-2006, 01:45 PM
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cant stop laughing......ouch hurts.....lol.....
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