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Old 08-29-2006, 11:16 AM
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Repeat Offender

A judge scowled down at a repeat offender before him. "Haven't I seen you in here many times already? And didn't I tell you that I never wanted to see you in here again?"

"Yes, Your Honor," the defendant replied. "That's exactly what I told the police officer, but he insisted I come in anyway!"
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:43 PM
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Re: Repeat Offender

Short and sweet!!
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:45 PM
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Re: Repeat Offender

Pretty Good!
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Re: Repeat Offender

Sounds like what the judge told my ex wife after going back to court for the 7th time trying to get more money out of me.
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Old 08-29-2006, 08:50 PM
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Re: Repeat Offender

Ah, Tonio is back, how did we survive without him?
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speaking of repeat offenders...
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Re: Repeat Offender

not too bad
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Re: Repeat Offender

Only because I like you

YogsVR4 scowled down at tonioseven before him. "Haven't I seen your jokes here many times before? And didn't I tell you that I never wanted to read them again?"


"Yes, Yogs," tonioseven replied. "That's exactly what I told Jimster, but he insisted I do it anyway!"













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