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Old 08-15-2002, 10:51 AM
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girls...

You know what..sometimes girls can suck my left nut.
:monkeypis Stupid Girls

Mind you, there are some cool girls out there. My ex re-built a '67 celica engine. By herself. She actually knew what the pistons DID..let alone what they were.

Do some donuts in her front lawn. Trust me, you'll feel alot better. :smoker2:

note to all you guys with girlfriends, or girls you like: Never, under any circumstances even if you have to be shot in the face or something..let your girl (or girl you like) drive your car. It may seem like a good idea at the time..but if a girl can't handle the mad power that most of us have..then she'll do somethingbad. Like think the "R" stands for race mode. Let me tell you something, it doesnt. Especially going 90 down the freeway.

The girl who 'likes' me now has a 6-speed '67 shelby cobra GT 500 (green w/ white racing stripes) and her dad's got a 2000 Viper GTSR. By the way, the GT 500 has 2 20 lb. tanks of NOS in the back.

Hmm...i smell a wonderful relationship
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Old 08-15-2002, 11:42 AM
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Then let me say that you have much more common sense than i did a few months ago

You know how it goes..girl you like..she likes your car..want her to like you. I taught her how to drive, too. Now she bought a firebird, but its slower than my camaro

Now that i've got mods..no way anyone's drivin' it.
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On the contrary, my ex treated my car a lot worse than I do, and he was a male who supposedly knew about cars. For example, he would deliberately tap the gas at slow speeds to make the car jerk...I think that overall his respect for my car was a good indicator of his respect for me at the time.
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For example, he would deliberately tap the gas at slow speeds to make the car jerk...
In retrospect this isnt bad really...

I thought you were going to say doubble clutching all the time, or rallying it, maby redlining it, using it to play "move the dumpster" or whatever

My girl, I want her to learn on my car, because she has a great respect for cars, and just got her permit, she wont though, shes too worried shell hurt my car She told me though, as soon as she gets good and gets a car, shes racing me

Ahhhh, women who know cars, something about that just makes me smile
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Ahhhh, women who know cars, something about that just makes me smile
Amen to that, brother. I especially enjoy girls who drive stick. For no particular reason.

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6 speed shifter!

Yes...they can really rally well then...because they...with the grip...and the...nevermind
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yeah man!
that's how i knew that ally was a keeper
1. she prefers Manual Transmission over Automatic
2. she knows how to repair minor problems in cars such as brakes, oil, alternator, clutch etc.
3. she hates the kind of mentality that some people have where a car is just a machine that gets you from point a to point b
4. she knows alot of car facts
5. she also hates how alot of people just like a car because of it's looks and don't care if the car is a base model or has no real power and that they just care about it because they think that it makes them look good in it
6. when i get my 240-SX, she won't let me sell it! she'd probably want to build a car to beat me in a race

that's true love right there
now remember if your significant other wants you to sell your car/truck/bike that you've spent hours on, that person isn't the one
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yeah man!
that's how i knew that ally was a keeper
1. she prefers Manual Transmission over Automatic
2. she knows how to repair minor problems in cars such as brakes, oil, alternator, clutch etc.
3. she hates the kind of mentality that some people have where a car is just a machine that gets you from point a to point b
4. she knows alot of car facts
5. she also hates how alot of people just like a car because of it's looks and don't care if the car is a base model or has no real power and that they just care about it because they think that it makes them look good in it
6. when i get my 240-SX, she won't let me sell it! she'd probably want to build a car to beat me in a race

that's true love right there
now remember if your significant other wants you to sell your car/truck/bike that you've spent hours on, that person isn't the one
Damn man, you found the perfect woman.
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That is one of the plusses actually













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yeah man!
that's how i knew that ally was a keeper
1. she prefers Manual Transmission over Automatic
2. she knows how to repair minor problems in cars such as brakes, oil, alternator, clutch etc.
3. she hates the kind of mentality that some people have where a car is just a machine that gets you from point a to point b
4. she knows alot of car facts
5. she also hates how alot of people just like a car because of it's looks and don't care if the car is a base model or has no real power and that they just care about it because they think that it makes them look good in it
6. when i get my 240-SX, she won't let me sell it! she'd probably want to build a car to beat me in a race

that's true love right there
now remember if your significant other wants you to sell your car/truck/bike that you've spent hours on, that person isn't the one
Damn what a find
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yeah man!
that's how i knew that ally was a keeper
1. she prefers Manual Transmission over Automatic
2. she knows how to repair minor problems in cars such as brakes, oil, alternator, clutch etc.
3. she hates the kind of mentality that some people have where a car is just a machine that gets you from point a to point b
4. she knows alot of car facts
5. she also hates how alot of people just like a car because of it's looks and don't care if the car is a base model or has no real power and that they just care about it because they think that it makes them look good in it
6. when i get my 240-SX, she won't let me sell it! she'd probably want to build a car to beat me in a race

that's true love right there
now remember if your significant other wants you to sell your car/truck/bike that you've spent hours on, that person isn't the one
so..............


Does she have a sister????
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so..............


Does she have a sister????
actually she has an older sister, about 24 years of age, but the thing is that her sister isn't really into cars like she is and mainly uses a car as transportation rather than as a temple
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