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[Moppie]

I got this from my mother of all ppl :huh:



A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying
them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been
left out so he has a quick look for it (unusual I know), goes round the back
but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.

There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...
"Harro", says the Jappy chappy.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says
"No mate, where's ya dustbin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man .
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me...
Where's your Wheely Bin?"
"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having a wank"



and this from someone in aussie:

> BLONDE GENIE?
> > >
> > > A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
> > > partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a
rub.
> > > Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
> > > wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies
> > > disappear.
> > >
> > > The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
> > > surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and
> > > begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under
his
> > > feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then,
there
> > > is a
> > > knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two
> > > persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to
the
> > > nearest tree, throws a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck
until
> > > he is dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they
> > > remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says
> > > to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all
> > > these
> > > beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also
> > > understand
> > > him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is
> > > beyond me".

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Those were great!!:hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

[Spec2 Girl]

hehehe :hehehe:

[speediva]

so wrong, but so

[primera man]