who the hell throws a...

[quteasabutton]

a slushie. yes that's right, who the hell throws a large, orange, slushie. so yesterday i was driving my friend's 96 corvette, we had the top off and the windows down since it was about 95F out. we were driving down a one lane road, i was doing about 5-9 over the whole time, didn't cut anyone off or do any other sort of asshole-driver things that could've caused him to do this. the second it becomes 2 lanes, the ricer that was on my ass the whole time accelerates up and whips a huge orange slushie inside and at our car.

he kept the cup, but the still semi frozen drink was all over the side and back of the car, both my friend and i, the windshield, the doors, the shifter, the panels, the tan leather seats, just everything! he even got it in my hair

oh yeah, did i mention it stained? it took 4 showers to get the orange spots off my skin. i'm still pissed about it, never did get their license plate cuz they sped off and i was stopped to turn in a turn lane.


yesterday wasn't shitty just cuz of that. my boyfriend dumped me too. told me the reason was cuz he never wanted to be with me in the first place, just felt guilty and asked me out anyways. apparently he figured it was the nicer thing to ask me out then blow me off for awhile instead of not asking me out in the first place. he was so nice until we were together, and here i thought i had finally found a guy who was interested in more than just trying to get in my pants. further proof guys suck

[G-man422]

Last weekend my friends and i recieved a chocolate sunday, and cola on my budies jeep. He was about to kill the people, but they turned around a corner and dissappeared. so we ended up making some kid w/ us clean it all off w/ one of those windshield cleaner squegie things at gas stations. Good times, lol.

[GTP Dad]

Hey qute!! Not all guys are like that. You just haven't found the right one yet. It took me until I was almost 28 to find the right woman so don't be in such a rush. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before one turns into a prince so keep on trying. That right guy will come a long soon!

If you ever get a shot at that ricer again try blueberry! It stains a lot worse than orange!

[00accord44]

qute, I'll be in WI this weekend, I'll track em down and kick some ass if you want me to. That's a real asshole move they pulled. I get pissed when people leave hand prints on my car. if anybody ever threw a fuckin slishie!!! I'm gettin mad just thinkin about it!

But I'm probably not the best example of level-headed drivers, I get extreme road rage. I have a habit of throwin on the e-brake and hopping out of the car in the middle of the street. I've been in 2 fights in McDonalds drive thru this past year alone and almost got my ass kicked when I jumped out on 5 guys in a Lincoln LS that decided to fuck with me. The only thing that stopped me was the fact they had brass knuckles, then it was time to put my balls in my back pocket and go home.

But for real, thats fucked up that you got slushie bombed. I wouldn't even wish that on the biggest of Green Bay fans

edit: back in HS we used to have car wars where we would throw shit at each other (newspapers, drinks, ketchup packets) at each others cars when we were driving around just for kicks, but we all had cars with roofs and windows up. And we all washed the cars off after, never threw anything to stain or dent the cars

[G-man422]

^ threw on the e-brake in the middle of the street?!? LMAO, i can picture it now.....

[quteasabutton]

the outfit i was wearing that they stained orange probably cost more than their car. stupid goddamn overpriced hollister clothes suckering me in.. *grumble*

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by G-man422

^ threw on the e-brake in the middle of the street?!? LMAO, i can picture it now.....

Not in the middle of traffic! As soon as we hit a red light, yank the brake, hop out the car, and its on.

but the last time I hopped out, while I'm walkin up to the car, I counted 5 heads and started to see it wasn't such a good idea. Then they hopped out slipping on brass knuckles saying quote, "You picked the wrong car bro". i agreed, said "Fuck you" and got back in the car

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

the outfit i was wearing that they stained orange probably cost more than their car. stupid goddamn overpriced hollister clothes suckering me in.. *grumble*

Fashion has its price qute... and it seems you paid it. All the more reason to hop out of cars to whoop ass

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Fashion has its price qute... and it seems you paid it. All the more reason to hop out of cars to whoop ass

me vs. 2 guys...yeah that totally would've been a fair fight.

you know how small i am, there are 13 yr olds who are taller than me! there's a few advantages to being 5'2'', i'm "cute" sized

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

i'm "cute" sized

[G-man422]

I believe yo are officially a "midget". You get a college scholarship for that.

[highteknology]

isn't the official heights for midgets (or dwarfs, or whatever you call the vertically challenged) 4'11"?

[G-man422]

^ You're prolly right. Im just pokin some fun.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by highteknology

isn't the official heights for midgets (or dwarfs, or whatever you call the vertically challenged) 4'11"?

I dated a girl that was 4'11" once. No BS.
Thats back when I was about 6'2". It was funny as hell to see us together. Bedroom activities were always a struggle. I didn't know she was officially a midget though. Score one for me! I can cross that off my "To Do B4 Death" list now

[highteknology]

^ i feel ya. I crack short jokes all the time. When you are 6'3" pretty much everyone below 5'10" or so is a midget

edit: if you are under 5 feet tall you are legally a midget. here's a fun site http://www.midgetsrule.co.uk

[G-man422]

^ EXACTLY, lol.