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Troopers stop grandmothers

A SC Trooper stooped a little old grandma after she had turned onto I-20. He noticed that she was going extremely slow and was a clrear road hazard. So the trooper pulls over the grandma, walks up to the car...
Trooper - "Ma'am, is everything alright. You're going awefully slow for this street and I'm scared you're going to get hit in the rear."
Grandma - "Well officer the signs says I-20 and I didn't want to get a ticket for speeding! I was doing 22, I thought that would be too fast!"
Trooper - *trying not to laugh* "Ma'am, I-20 is the name of the road. If you look over there," pointing to a 70mph speed limit sign, "the speed limit on this interstate is 70mph. Please speed it up for your own safety."
Grandma - "Yes officer, I'll remember that's the road."

As he walks back to his patrol car, his gut tells him something is still wrong. So he signals for grandma to stay on the shoulder and walks back up to the car. After inspecing the passengers, he noticed two of them are pail and the third and pee'd in her pants.

Trooper - "Are you ladies OK? You don't look like you're doing so well."
Grandma2 - "If you think she was going slow here officer, you should have stopped her earlier. We just got off of Highway 161!"
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Re: Troopers stop grandmothers

Lol.
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Re: Troopers stop grandmothers

pretty good
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Re: Troopers stop grandmothers

thats hilarious good job !!!
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Re: Troopers stop grandmothers

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Re: Troopers stop grandmothers

Good joke, must pass that one on.
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