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Old 07-04-2006, 11:26 AM
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Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Prisoner has surgery for removal; unknown how many it took to screw it in



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MULTAN, Pakistan - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a gray-bearded man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

That's sick!

I guess, umm...yeah. I have no further comments.
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Just wow...thats tallent right there.
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

werd...
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

"He swears he didn't know the bulb was there"
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
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Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
Fortunately the sun does shine out my butt
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Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

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Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
I bet his thinking exactly.
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Man: My butt hurts!
Doctor: Your what?
Man: Yeah my butt hurts, so I stuck a light bulb up there to see what was wrong.
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

As long as it wasn't a fluorescent tube, who really cares?
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

"Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor"


That's the saddest part of the whole story.
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Reminds me of "Jackass".........
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As long as it wasn't a fluorescent tube, who really cares?
Maybe it was one of those old fashioned "gas lights"??!!
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Re: Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

oh gaod! could you imagine if it shattered!? I had a drunk chick throw a light bulb at me once on the bus and i had like a million little glass fragments stuck in my arm
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