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Old 06-28-2006, 02:28 PM
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Lol

I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

Q. How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 3 One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one

Q. How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
A. Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What do you call a bunch of emos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start

Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
A: When you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: Why do Emo kids hate Disneyland?
A: No cutting

Q: how do you kill an emo?
A: give him a sharper knife

Q: What's the worst thing about 4 emos in a Honda Civic driving off a cliff?
A: The car holds 5.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they will all just sit in the dark and cry about it.

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Old 06-28-2006, 03:14 PM
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Re: Lol

that's just lawyer/blonde/some stereotype replaced with emo...

although i give props to the first one.
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Old 06-28-2006, 03:38 PM
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Re: Lol

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Q. How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 3 One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one.
i liked that one, the rest sucked though.
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Re: Lol

captain critical over there..




it's ok lee, i liked them all. power to the emo kids! woo-woo!
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captain critical over there..




it's ok lee, i liked them all. power to the emo kids! woo-woo!
power to emo kids?! WTH?!!!

TRAITOR!!!!
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I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
A: When you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.


Those made me giggle.
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power to emo kids?! WTH?!!!

TRAITOR!!!!
how can i be a traitor if i'm already emo?
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:45 PM
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how can i be a traitor if i'm already emo?
Liar. Emo people don't hang around with normal people.
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Re: Lol

I agree with the majority on this one. Maybe one is worth a chuckle but the majority of them are pretty lame.

Edit- funny, only one that made me chuckle http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...8&postcount=35
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I agree with the majority on this one. Maybe one is worth a chuckle but the majority of them are pretty lame.
There is no majority. It appears to be 2 vs. 2 vs. 1

2 thought they were lame
2 thought they were good
1 didn't indicate one way or the other

Now, whichever group you decide to associate with either creates a majority or eliminates a minority. There is no single majority to associate with unless you're already associated, in which case you can't associate.

Make sense?
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Re: Lol

ok let me clarify then. Three of us think they are lame/suck. So I guess that puts us in the majority. Make sense?
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ok let me clarify then. Three of us think they are lame/suck. So I guess that puts us in the majority. Make sense?
It makes you the majority, not puts you in it.

Now does the majority want a cookie?
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how about them emo's.
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hehe, yeah, emo's suck.
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Those made me giggle.
Thats really an old blonde joke..
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