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06-27-2006, 03:34 PM
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Viagra's new name
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. EDIT-Furgot mah peenk teckst!! Last edited by Jet-Lee; 06-29-2006 at 09:38 AM. 
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06-27-2006, 03:47 PM
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Re: Viagara's new name
Definitely in the realm of
 but still funny.
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06-27-2006, 03:51 PM
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Re: Viagara's new name
that was some seriously funny shit.
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06-27-2006, 03:54 PM
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Re: Viagara's new name
i swear i just heard this...
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06-27-2006, 04:00 PM
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Re: Viagara's new name
Seriously a repost?! I'd never heard it before this morning, and I've been covering this forum fer 2 years. Oh well, still funny as shit.
Qute ..... Deja Vu, maybe?
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06-27-2006, 04:02 PM
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 and idk how you never heard about this before..you're like the only one who missed it.. 
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06-27-2006, 04:16 PM
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 Still funny as hell though. Ibepokin 
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06-27-2006, 04:22 PM
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06-28-2006, 07:30 PM
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Re: Viagara's new name
There's another name they have been thinking about... mydixadud.
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06-28-2006, 08:46 PM
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06-28-2006, 09:07 PM
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I also read somewhere that the primary active ingredient was fix-a-flat.
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06-28-2006, 10:45 PM
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