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Old 06-24-2006, 08:02 AM
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:34 AM
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Re: Random Time Wasting Device

uh.....lame...
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Old 06-24-2006, 06:07 PM
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Re: Random Time Wasting Device

"Never Knowingly Apathy."

Yeah, cos THAT makes sense!
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:05 AM
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Re: Random Time Wasting Device

As someone once said, you fail at teh funny.
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Re: Random Time Wasting Device

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uh.....lame...

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Old 06-26-2006, 02:17 AM
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Re: Random Time Wasting Device

Well excuse the **** out of me.

Try putting something like "vagina" or "better corpse humping" in the box, that usually seems to score something good.
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Yeah.. not funny.
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scores a 5 on the lame-o-meter
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Tweakers Not Included

funny stuff
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