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08-02-2002, 10:31 PM
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Rice 101
Ok, people time for School. Rice 101, this is a basic course on how to tell if you are a RICE driver. If you DO NOT fall under this category AWESOME! If you do, Maybe this list will help you fix the problem.
- you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race - you drive a 4 door 'type R' - your gumby pants make it hard to shift - more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath - you have stickers that even most asians don't get - you have stickers for parts you dont have - you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot' - your car has so much camber it can drive on its side - when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter - your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter - you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer - birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees - you sell crack for the image...not the money - you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is... - you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs - you can't race uphills - you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in - you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in - your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars - you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car - you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin - your tach is bigger than your head - you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic - you refuse to race because it's a "show car" - your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip - at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross. - you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager - you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed. - your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose - your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine. More power to the Quick Hondas and Acuras... Mazdas... Nissans.. and the Toyotas too... I just hope none of us fall under the category of... RICE. This list was brought to you by Musclecarclub.com Yes, they like muscle cars, and Yes they have a section on Imports which is actually quite good.
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#2
08-02-2002, 10:56 PM
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Re: Rice 101
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 But I'd love to get my hands on the Accord Euro R:  Nonetheless, both are 4-doors, and both are a rare jewel in North America... But I know the Type-R-sticker-on-a-Civic-Ferio people that you mean...  Quote:
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08-02-2002, 11:04 PM
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hahah very interesting. 4dr Type Rs huh? cool!
i didnt write the list, somebody else did. dont blame me if something doesnt make sense! I particularly like the .. the random Type Rs you see... like the 93 Civic Dx Type R or the 95 Integra Type R Or as you mentioned it The 86 Pontiac Fiero Type R hahaha Dems Rice.
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08-02-2002, 11:25 PM
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well i'm not fast. but i don't even fall into a single catergory of this. whew~ lucky me. lolz
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#5
08-03-2002, 12:58 AM
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heh rice
- i only have stickers cuz i got bored - i have a cherry bomb on an integra - my rf tire has more toe than a camel - im missing the passenger seat - i have 2 tachs neither have a shift light - dont what what type ''r'' means yet - willing to race 8 cylinders as long as i get to use nitrous
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#6
08-03-2002, 01:03 AM
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rice
on the other hand i have a '79 camaro that runs mid 11's and gets 9 miles to the gallon with no exhaust enough torque to pull a freight train and a sticker that says horn broken watch for bottle gee... i tell being young sucks i chime in again wasting my time thanks and have fun eating rice
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#7
08-03-2002, 01:59 AM
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Re: rice
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were you drunk when you wrote this ? hahaha kidding. im not making fun of rice. well i am, but not the serious racer guys. the ones with actual potential. mainly the posers with the Red Baron type wings.
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2003 Chevy 1500HD - Hauler 1971 Chevy Camaro RS - Track Car User Guidelines It's important to read, like the Bible. But unlike the Bible we will strike you down if you jerk off around here.
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#8
08-03-2002, 06:00 AM
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oh man, that list is great, when I go the races in Ventura, they ALL fit under this list...even the musclecars :huh:
Ever seen a 65 Mugen 289 Mustang?....I have.... 
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08-03-2002, 09:10 AM
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#10
08-03-2002, 10:47 AM
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It does not get any lower then that.
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08-03-2002, 01:20 PM
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If I ever see a camaro with "mugen" anywhere on the car, there is going to be a classic case of road rage when I get out of my car and bitch slap them until they swore they were a red-headed step child.
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#15
08-03-2002, 04:51 PM
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But a Fiero Type R would be rpetty bad, too. 
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