things that'll make U feel smarter....

[ragt20]

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle


It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
--George Bush, US President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different
from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein," --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

:huh: :huh:

[Damien]

Originally posted by Ragt20
Traditionally, most of New Zealand's's imports come from overseas."

One for the Kiwis!!! :silly2:

*Goes and hides as far away as possible!!! *

*Thinks* I already live on the opposite side of the Earth!!!*Thinks*

*Thinks* I need to hijack a space shuttle!!!:help:*Thinks*

[tazdev]

Originally posted by ragt20
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

makes good sence in a blonde kind of way.

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by ragt20

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

Well I should hope not! :hehehe:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by Damien


One for the Kiwis!!! :silly2:

*Goes and hides as far away as possible!!! *

*Thinks* I already live on the opposite side of the Earth!!!*Thinks*

*Thinks* I need to hijack a space shuttle!!!:help:*Thinks*

Don't bother it's bloody true

*struggles to think of one thing made in NZ *

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi





*struggles to think of one thing made in NZ *

Processed cheese!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper

[tazdev]

Originally posted by taranaki


Processed cheese!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper

:apuke::apuke::apuke:



Simpson and Lawrence marine winches

[DaFoo]

Things that make me feel smarter:

"When you grab something with your feet and transfer it to your hand, doesn't it make you feel like a superior species? Like you could survive in the jungle for a couple of weeks..."
-George Carlin

[snoopafellajv]

lmfao :silly2: :hehe: :evillaugh :toothless :hehehe: