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Old 06-11-2006, 10:10 PM
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Well, I had quite the weekend. Last night I went to a party at one of my McDonalds manager's house. It was pretty crazy. We had some hpnotiq (good, couldnt drink enough to get drunk its way too sweet), apple pucker (good cheap shit), the standard bottles of Captain and Raz, and I got a 6 pack of Shmirnoff Watermelon. There were like 13 of us but only 4 guys ! It was pretty sweet. Well theres this girl that I sorta grew up with, she likes to party and gets a little wild when she does. My buddy Mike really likes her (because shes smokin hot and he's horny) and so he was all over her all night. Well, I was holding this other girl up because she was wayyy to drunk to even stand and the other girl askes who I have been kissing that night. Basically everyone was making out with everyone. I hadnt been kissing anyone and she just kinda guestured for me to come over. So I did. I am one of the biggest lame-asses in the world, until last night I hadnt even ever kissed anyone. So I kissed her, went at her neck a bit, and then we were making out pretty hard... right in front of Mike! All the while hes like, "Come on now, stop it, get your tongue out of her mouth!" He had to pry us apart after almost a full minute of tonsil hockey ! I wasnt drunk last night, not even buzzed. A shot of hpnotiq, 3 of apple pucker, and 3 shmirnoffs watermelons (in an hour and a half and no sign of buzz) but some how I knew exactly how to do it.

The girl I made out with left because she was pissing off the one guy she wasnt making out with and this other girl keeps hanging on me. After more alcohol (for her, I was that sober guy at the party that makes sure no one drowns in their puke) and about 2 hours she is trying to get me to have sex with her on the lawn! She sat down on me and started telling me how much she likes me and pulls me on top of her! I am not looking for a girlfriend, nor to lead her on so as soon as she wanted to get serious I get off her. She is definately not attractive, especially when she is too hammered to even stand. Man what a fuckin mess. For a full hour and a half she is trying to get me to make out with her and she finally sobered up to realize it wasnt going to happen. So the night had its goods and bads. I got like 2 hours of sleep before I had to come home. Mike was really pissed off in the morning, I was pretending to sleep while he was complaining about it to one of the other guys there and he was talking about how bad he wanted to just punch me in the face while I was sleeping! He was still drunk though, he was still hungover at like 6 tonight. So my second round with alcohol was an fun one for about 50 seconds and sucked ass for like 4 hours, but the 50 seconds with that girl way outweighed the 4 hours with the other girl.

Then today was my grad party, it was good to see people again. The money was pretty nice too . My mom even told me to keep all my grad money together and buy something really cool with it. I was suprised, I thought she would tell me to save it. I might buy a laptop, but if I dont, the Talon has a good chance of getting done this summer . Also, I got my head today, just waiting on the cams.

I just thought I would share, its been a good weekend.
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I just thought I would share, its been a good weekend.

You think kissing is great wait till you have sex.
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Re: What a weekend

for that. Sounds like you've been having alot of new endevers lately, just wait for college
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Just wait until you get so drunk you CANT have sex....
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anyway must of been a sweet party Thor06 lol.....ahhh i still remember back in my days
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Yeah, it was a good time. College will be a good time, Scott we should party.
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