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05-30-2006, 03:42 PM
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GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
Yeah so I get to this light this morning and theres a Gallant with a Vtec badge on the trunk. Kid has a muffler, alluminum spoiler and rims, he also had the front Vader bumper kit but not the rest.
I tail him for a few lights till he notices me and starts revving his shit. I mean like he got to a red light and started reving and didnt stop till it turnned green again, like 3 minutes of straight reving....  I had to mess with him so I get to the next light and tell him to lower the window. me: hey man, thats a nice fucking car yo, what is it B? him: its a Ralliart Gallant! me: yo tight, I never seen one like that. Yo your pipes are loud dawg, that shits fast huh? him: you dont wanna find out dawg. me: nah man, nah, respect yo respect. him: alright dawg see ya. me: yo yo yo wait up hommie wait up. I dont mean no disrespect see but It be an honor if you would race me. yo like I know Ill looze and shit but still dawg its a nice whip and Id love to say I had the pleasure ya know. him: ight ight tight. me: yo we drift racing or straight up? him:???? me: you know dawg drift racing right? like in the movie. him: nah man shit, that shits for rookies yo, I do my shit light to light straight up like the pros, thats some hollywood bullshit ya know? me: ight cool man, straight up, thanx. light goes green and well you guys figure out the rest. 
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#3
05-30-2006, 03:54 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
You stalled on the launch...admit it
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05-30-2006, 04:26 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
LMFAO thats so fricken funny!
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05-30-2006, 04:46 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
Musashi obviously drifted in front of him, pulled the guys' sister out of the car, ravished her on the hood and than rode his tricycle home.
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05-30-2006, 05:20 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
wow...
Galant totally only has one L and you do need to watch out for some of those galant's yo, mad tyte jdm galants i mean 
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05-30-2006, 05:22 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
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 btw my sis says "hi"
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#8
05-30-2006, 05:33 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
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Nice...um...kill? BTW, where do you live in Florida? I'm in West Palm.
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05-30-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
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yo I say we hit up Moroso together then! just gotta wait till I get back though. Im going out of the country tomorrow, be back on the 11th.........I hope. 
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06 GTO: SLP Longtubes, SLP Loudmouth II K&N intake, Ported Intake Manifold, Ported Throttle body, MAF screen delete. Tunned by Jeremy Formato. 381whp, 376wtq. 07 Ion Redline: Bone stock w/ factory Competition package. In response to a race my wife had while pregnant with our baby: Quote:
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#10
05-30-2006, 05:45 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
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I live in Gardens exactly, bout 15 minutes away from Moroso. I never go there though, the road leading up to there is long and empty enough.
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#11
05-30-2006, 06:16 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
so my guess is that you were winning, but when he hit VTEC!!! he flew by you so fast that the wind blew your car through the air like a feather and you landed in chuck norris' house.
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05-30-2006, 10:17 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
dude,...are you serious that actually happened? , ur too funny mang,,....one ball hung low, delete my quote from your sig mang! that was like....2 yrs ago or something
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#14
05-30-2006, 10:31 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
:BS: theres no way that happened i really seriously call bs....
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05-30-2006, 10:34 PM
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Re: GTO vs. Gallant Vtec.
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