The Blonde.

[MagicRat]

Jim was walking down the street one day when his buddy pulled up beside him in a brand-new Infiniti FX45.

Jim said "Hey Buddy, thats a sick set of wheels. Where did you get it?"

Buddy replied" I was coming out of the bar last night and this beautiful blonde drove up in this car and said 'Hey Buddy, hop in', so I did."

"She drove to a secluded spot off the Interstate, got out, took off her skirt and panties and said 'Buddy, you can have anything you like'".

"So I took the car"!

Jim replied "That's a real good choice there, those panties wouldn't have fitted you."

['97ventureowner]

Good one!
btw Magic, did you ever find a Roadmaster yet?

[Damien]

shit, i would have taken the car too!

i dont care for skirts really.

[2.2 Straight six]

nice....

[Quickshift]

I would have taken the car too, a brand new FX45 > than one girl.

[ThatRoundHeadedKid]

Woooo! My mom has an FX...except...i really don't want to relate that to this joke...

[quteasabutton]

i would've taken her skirt. panties if they had been clean. you can never have enough panties.

[BleedDodge]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

i would've taken her skirt. panties if they had been clean. you can never have enough panties.

Is that right.

Last time you mentioned panties here you were banned.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by BleedDodge

Is that right.

Last time you mentioned panties here you were banned.

in that case...i retract my statement. i move to take the car. and hell since i'm supergirl im taking the blonde with me too. i bet we'd get along great. what guy can resist two cute blondes in a nice car?

[goldz28]

funny, I will have to pass that along

[drewh4386]

that was pretty good! Never heard a joke like that before.

[crayzayjay]

[nugundam93]

i'm taking the car.

and her...but without the panty.