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05-27-2006, 10:01 AM
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The Nurse
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma" The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure! - I think maybe she choked."
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05-27-2006, 11:40 AM
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Re: The Nurse
good, but heard far too frequently.
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05-27-2006, 04:29 PM
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Re: The Nurse
 that was pretty funny.
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05-27-2006, 09:40 PM
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hah not bad man
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05-27-2006, 11:42 PM
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Re: The Nurse
the corners of my mouth moved upward
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05-27-2006, 11:50 PM
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Re: The Nurse
lol...As far as I can remember...is this Oz's first?
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05-28-2006, 02:58 AM
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Re: The Nurse
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05-28-2006, 03:12 AM
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Re: The Nurse
I like it. I should post that around the hospital I work at...lol
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