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#1
07-26-2002, 03:21 PM
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For those who haven't heard the Mental Health Center Answering Machine
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up . Thank you and have a nice day.
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07-26-2002, 09:11 PM
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Well, if I had to call for a reason, I wouldn't press any buttons! I'll let you all guess why, though!
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07-27-2002, 08:25 AM
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I'm gonna walk away and pretend that I didn't read those replies...
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#7
07-27-2002, 09:10 AM
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Quote:
 If I ring mental health,they'd probably get angry  or the phone might explode or Iwould probably trip over my shoelace,swallow the handpiece and choke to death seconds before medical assistance arrived I guess I'm lucky like that. 
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#8
07-27-2002, 10:28 AM
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i hung up
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#9
07-27-2002, 10:36 AM
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lol those r hilarious yogs :hehehe::hehehe:
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07-27-2002, 09:01 PM
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well acording to that i cant press any buttons either
but i wouldnt even ring it up cos im perfectly sane:frog: :smoker2:  :flamer: :cry:  :bathroom:  :toothless
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