What you guys have got to look forward to........

[curious]

Three old blokes were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old. "You always feel
like you have to piss. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and
nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet
all bloody day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble pissing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I have a fucking piss every morning at 6:00. I piss like a fucking racehorse
on a flat rock; no fucking problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?"
"Fucking hell no! I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You piss every morning at 6:00 and crap
every morning at 6:30. So what's so fucking tough about being 80?"
"I don't fucking wake up until 7:00."

[darkness]

haha nice one curious.

["Pandamonium"]

And women don't have those sort of problems???

The Panda wishes he could stay in bed till 7 in the morning!!! need more.

[Spec2 Girl]

Hahahahaha, nice! :hehehe:

[tazdev]

funny

[Ssom]

:apuke:


Must you post PMan, Mr T and Panda's rest-home conversations????? Purely disgusting........:apuke:

[YogsVR4]

[taranaki]

*Walks into thread,bitch-slaps Jared until he blubbers,and leaves without posting*

[Ando_Rules]

haha lol nice one curious :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by taranaki
*Walks into thread,bitch-slaps Jared until he blubbers,and leaves without posting*

Geez the arthritis is really hampering your bitchslap Mr T!!!! :finger: :finger:

[speediva]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi


Geez the arthritis is really hampering your bitchslap Mr T!!!! :finger: :finger:

Ooh, child! You gonna be in deeeeeeeeep when the big boys come in and play!







Oh, and if the 80 y/o is asleep when all this *ahem* goes down... How does he know the times at which they happen?

[tazdev]

trust Tangie to read it in an analytical frame of mind.






maybe someone told him. . . but who

[Pennzoil GT-R]

Originally posted by tazdev
maybe someone told him. . . but who

maybe someone who was cruel/sick enough to stand there all night watchin a geriatric shit himself