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Old 07-24-2002, 11:02 PM
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I wonder why

Why does the gynecologist/doctor leave the room when you get undressed?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

What do people in China call their good plates?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?













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Re: I wonder why

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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I can! :silly2:
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Re: I wonder why

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What do people in China call their good plates?
American plates? :hehe:
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Old 07-25-2002, 07:31 AM
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This thread has been done a thousand times!

http://fets3.freetranslation.com:5081/?Language=English%2FSpanish&Url=www.bored.com&Sequ ence=core

This should finish it......It's under Bored.com then 'crazy thoughts' if the link ends weird
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Old 07-25-2002, 09:26 AM
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This thread has been done a thousand times!

http://fets3.freetranslation.com:5081/?Language=English%2FSpanish&Url=www.bored.com&Sequ ence=core

This should finish it......It's under Bored.com then 'crazy thoughts' if the link ends weird
Hmmmm.... I could not find it a thousand times and the link was invalid.













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Old 07-25-2002, 09:32 AM
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Did you go to www.bored.com

After that, it's under crazy thoughts...I figured the link wouldn't work though...........my luck ya know
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Old 07-25-2002, 11:25 AM
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ahhh yes the mysterys of the world that we shall never know (unless we figure them out)
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ahhh yes the mysterys of the world that we shall never know (unless we figure them out)
Why is does one of the biggest whores not have an avatar.................




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hey im not a huge post-whore sure i post maybe a little much a day but im just repling to topics that interest me, and i dont want an avatar i could put something but i dont wanna, maybe later i will


damien do u know how to make a avatar smaller cus the one i want is more than 100pixels by 100 pixels
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I relize that, but we both must admit we're post whores somewhat!

You have more posts than I do and I've been here 3 months longer than you!

But alas.......I must admit I am one two

Tha's cool about the avatar though, but with more than 600 posts, you should have one!
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yes i admit we r both post whore's to a degree but can u help me out with the avatar problem?
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yes i admit we r both post whore's to a degree but can u help me out with the avatar problem?
Post a picture you'd like to have and someone can try and turn it into the size you'd like for your avatar.













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I knew yogs would come to help again!!!
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There was a hurricane named Ando.I just went to google, typed on Ando and came up with alot! Nothing of major interest, but what kind of avatar do you want theer Ando?
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Re: I wonder why

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Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Actually, it's called deep kissing.
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