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Old 07-24-2002, 05:56 PM
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10 things U really didn't wanna know.....

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. ( after reading 5)

7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces. :licker:

Oo yummy!!! Hope you all enjoyed your lunch
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I wonder how they come up with their calculations. How in the world do you average out pubic hair?













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Old 07-24-2002, 06:48 PM
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Thanks for that Rags...but given the gross habits of small children,I guess the 'family guy' is more at risk than most!
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Old 07-24-2002, 08:12 PM
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Amen Yogs!!!

Who goes out and find out such statistics....speaking of, what did you say before about statistics Mr. T???
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Old 07-24-2002, 10:25 PM
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oh my god thats sick.... :apuke:
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where the hell do you get this information from - eeewwww

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most of those r disgusting, exceot the women masterbating part its kinda disgusting, and where do they come up with these stats???
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Re: 10 things U really didn't wanna know.....

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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. ( after reading 5)
WHHHHHHAAAA?
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Actually, I got why ragt20 was confused on 5 and 6

Statistically guys matserbate way more then women and 1 out of 20 women have an orgasm the first time they have sex!

I guess guys have already had plenty of practice so that's why they're ready!
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well all i can say is thanks for that!!! just what i needed before my breakfast:apuke:
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actually i thought they found number ten to be more of a certainty of indegesting faeces if you go to a pub in england :flash: lesson don't buy peanuts or crisps (chips ) from a pub
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actually i thought they found number ten to be more of a certainty of indegesting faeces if you go to a pub in england :flash: lesson don't buy peanuts or crisps (chips ) from a pub
ahhh, i see you're not a seasoned Brit like me

lesson, dont buy ANYTHING from a british pub
BEER: watered down, often to the point of more water than beer.
SNACKS: bowls of snacks shared out between dirty locals on their way home from work.
MEALS: ask them for a tour round the kitchen and see what they say

in my experience J.D Wetherspoons is one of the only pubs/bars in the UK that always offers good drink, try it sometime if you have one near you
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those are sick! That's all i'm gonna say, they're a lil on the funny side, but it's sickening.. lol
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