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Old 05-13-2006, 11:38 PM
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why english is so hard to learn

Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8 - A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18 - After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

some of you americans pronounce words differently to us brits...but i'm sure you get the idea
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Old 05-13-2006, 11:42 PM
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

yeah i got it, lol. funny, but i agree, english is definitely one of the tougher languages.
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Old 05-14-2006, 01:55 AM
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

What does this have to do with philosophy?

I mean, the dictionary does have verb, noun, adjective, etc. definition forms.
Its nothing surprising.


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Old 05-27-2006, 07:00 AM
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yeah i got it, lol. funny, but i agree, english is definitely one of the tougher languages.
No, it's not
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

I don't think it's hard at all. Yes it's my first language, but it is very mechanical. There are subjects and predicates, nouns and verbs, and really that's all you need to know before you can distinguish what a word is.

There might be several words with the same spelling, but there are certain ways you would not use them, and it's very logical. It's just that we have so many suffixes and prefixes that I think is difficult.
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

Moved to COT, but still a goodie.
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

sorry, mandrin and cantoneses rank higher i think. or at least one does. english isnt that hard, considering how many girls i dated learned it as their 2nd or 3rd language or were learning it. They said it was easy. So...i se eno proof in it ebing hard.
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

i think every language has its more difficult aspects. often we see languages such as mandarin or russian because it has a whole new set of characters and sounds to learn as well.
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

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some of you americans pronounce words differently to us brits...but i'm sure you get the idea
Really... if i had one of those big buckets of popcorn i could listen to a brit say 2 words for hours

"Garage" and
"Water bottle"

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Re: why english is so hard to learn

yea, cos you guys say "garaage" an "wader boddle" we don't.
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yea, cos you guys say "garaage" an "wader boddle" we don't.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...good stuff.
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Re: why english is so hard to learn

I own you all cuz i got 3 more letters on my keyboard.
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Ooo 3 more letters...Psh...haha...jk.
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