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05-10-2006, 10:51 AM
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Men Are Just Happier People!
Sent to me by my loving wife...
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles and gray hair add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected, as is the fart. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase, sometimes none! You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
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05-10-2006, 11:17 AM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
Don't forget how easily amused we are.
We like to blow stuff up. Watching stuff blow up is almost as good. Tearing things down with a sledgehammer ranks right up there, too. 
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05-10-2006, 11:41 AM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
All very true.
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05-10-2006, 12:41 PM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
i like the part "you know stuff about tanks". how arbitrary.
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05-10-2006, 01:14 PM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
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05-10-2006, 02:09 PM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
yup, i like it
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05-10-2006, 03:22 PM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
So funny, yet so true
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05-10-2006, 08:00 PM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
so very very true, i was actually just having a conversation with a girl about how much easier it is to be a guy. another thing is we can have as many kids as we want and never feel physical pain.
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05-10-2006, 09:25 PM
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Re: Men Are Just Happier People!
men are only happy cuz they haven't yet realized their mental difficiencies compared to us ladies
 that stuff is all so true too. and the thing about all the kids u want but none of the pain? yeah, we'll see who's laughing when ur wife gets a random food craving at 3 am and it's pouring rain and she won't go to bed until she gets it and she sure as hell isn't getting it herself.
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05-10-2006, 09:32 PM
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05-10-2006, 09:36 PM
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#1. PWN. #2. PWN. #3. I have 6 pairs of shoes..... does that make me wierd?
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05-10-2006, 09:57 PM
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05-10-2006, 10:30 PM
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05-10-2006, 11:11 PM
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